I had a friend who was a heavy drinker. If somebody asked him if he'd been drunk the night before, he would always answer off-handedly, "Oh, I imagine." I've always liked that answer. It acknowledges life as a dream.
—from Palm Sunday, a book by Kurt Vonnegut
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13553. | Willow (willowtaylor) | 78.28 | 97% | 2021-12-07 |
| 13554. | qwertysoh (qwertysoh) | 78.28 | 97% | 2022-08-08 |
| 13555. | Clew (clewfinger) | 78.28 | 100% | 2022-03-23 |
| 13556. | mt (mtutunchi) | 78.28 | 96% | 2021-07-16 |
| 13557. | CA66 (ksydry5) | 78.28 | 96% | 2018-09-25 |
| 13558. | Jangles (janglesthemoonmonkey) | 78.28 | 95% | 2016-02-23 |
| 13559. | Courtney (courtney_p86) | 78.28 | 98% | 2017-09-19 |
| 13560. | Shakres (yukikow14) | 78.27 | 98% | 2023-01-09 |
| 13561. | Austin (austinpaloni) | 78.27 | 95% | 2022-04-04 |
| 13562. | Joe (zeppyg) | 78.27 | 96% | 2021-08-22 |
| 13563. | Joe (wranglion) | 78.27 | 96% | 2014-04-13 |
| 13564. | Joshua (feygin1) | 78.26 | 96% | 2012-05-24 |
| 13565. | Carson (cbragg923) | 78.26 | 98% | 2018-03-14 |
| 13566. | Jan (jangrue) | 78.26 | 96% | 2013-07-05 |
| 13567. | Faquarl (iamfaquarl) | 78.26 | 96% | 2014-03-29 |
| 13568. | Dawn (dragons471) | 78.26 | 96% | 2017-12-06 |
| 13569. | Vasco (veps_) | 78.25 | 99% | 2023-09-12 |
| 13570. | Nik (iiirxs) | 78.25 | 98% | 2018-11-21 |
| 13571. | Andrew (fujiou) | 78.25 | 95% | 2016-07-27 |
| 13572. | Akuma (dreamxreality) | 78.24 | 100% | 2019-02-22 |
| 13573. | Bazat (sebihp2007) | 78.24 | 96% | 2018-10-29 |
| 13574. | hello (imfeelingunlucky) | 78.24 | 97% | 2021-08-28 |
| 13575. | Kelvin (mouths) | 78.24 | 96% | 2020-10-01 |
| 13576. | timtam420 (timtam420) | 78.23 | 94.8% | 2023-08-17 |
| 13577. | Davit/დათო (suchacr... | 78.23 | 95% | 2020-09-23 |
| 13578. | RedBull (redbullvg) | 78.23 | 95% | 2015-02-08 |
| 13579. | connor (i_cant_do_this) | 78.23 | 96% | 2015-06-26 |
| 13580. | ℮ (nicepal) | 78.23 | 97% | 2019-01-11 |
| 13581. | Tom (tombertoli) | 78.23 | 94% | 2021-05-17 |
| 13582. | David (davidgreniercolemak) | 78.23 | 95% | 2014-08-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 114,006 | 70.11 | September 30, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 330 | 69.77 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 14 | 39.41 | January 24, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 70.48 | January 31, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 3 | 54.30 | July 12, 2021 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 2 | 39.76 | December 20, 2012 |