I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10099. | Stacie (slyfoxxli) | 84.99 | 99% | 2022-04-09 |
| 10100. | Goose (flaminggoose) | 84.99 | 96% | 2024-05-19 |
| 10101. | Serge (sergewasd) | 84.99 | 96% | 2017-09-13 |
| 10102. | Ethan (chorb) | 84.99 | 98% | 2018-02-28 |
| 10103. | JAY (xmm_jj) | 84.98 | 97% | 2023-03-08 |
| 10104. | storm-gg (waytooclose) | 84.98 | 98% | 2017-04-25 |
| 10105. | jangar (dvorjack) | 84.97 | 97% | 2023-03-26 |
| 10106. | Raven (mihawk_1414) | 84.97 | 96% | 2022-02-08 |
| 10107. | guest041717 (guest041717) | 84.97 | 98.1% | 2024-04-05 |
| 10108. | Terrance (edgy_iguana) | 84.97 | 98% | 2023-03-31 |
| 10109. | b (3betpunts) | 84.96 | 96.5% | 2024-09-23 |
| 10110. | Rory (rory_clarke) | 84.96 | 96.8% | 2024-04-23 |
| 10111. | nana (goomi) | 84.96 | 97% | 2021-09-07 |
| 10112. | tstats[Zmiester0828] (zmeis... | 84.96 | 96% | 2025-05-02 |
| 10113. | hehe (blazeclash) | 84.96 | 97% | 2021-01-09 |
| 10114. | sjorn (sjorn) | 84.96 | 97% | 2017-10-25 |
| 10115. | Ventus (ventus___) | 84.95 | 96% | 2023-03-11 |
| 10116. | Dhyanu (dhyanesh_999) | 84.95 | 96.6% | 2024-03-16 |
| 10117. | ocdfingers (unipsykal) | 84.95 | 97% | 2019-06-28 |
| 10118. | CAIIIARH (caiiiarh) | 84.95 | 97% | 2024-06-08 |
| 10119. | Andrei (andrei518) | 84.95 | 95.8% | 2024-11-28 |
| 10120. | J (kzce) | 84.95 | 97% | 2022-11-24 |
| 10121. | Rounak (rouvai) | 84.95 | 97% | 2021-11-14 |
| 10122. | [ISRA]GTSWPM (gtswpm150) | 84.95 | 98% | 2017-06-29 |
| 10123. | Pedro (pelohi) | 84.95 | 96% | 2022-05-19 |
| 10124. | ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (z3mii) | 84.94 | 97% | 2022-04-07 |
| 10125. | Rick (yung_rick) | 84.94 | 97% | 2021-07-27 |
| 10126. | onyto (onyto) | 84.94 | 98% | 2019-03-28 |
| 10127. | Rick (typeok) | 84.93 | 96% | 2023-02-18 |
| 10128. | Jagadeeswar (jd_300) | 84.93 | 96% | 2021-08-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |