The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying them in a thrift shop - this after catching crabs from a pair of used pants. I was in my midtwenties at the time and probably would have itched myself all the way to the bone had a friend not taken me to a drugstore.
—from When You Are Engulfed in Flames, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 20355. | FAT (fatfatfat) | 82.00 | — | 2010-06-28 |
| 20356. | Christian (cmzuluagam) | 82.00 | 98% | 2016-01-14 |
| 20357. | John (tapiaa) | 81.99 | 95% | 2020-08-19 |
| 20358. | myaonfya (myaonfya) | 81.99 | 96% | 2023-04-26 |
| 20359. | John (catfunera1) | 81.99 | 97% | 2020-10-10 |
| 20360. | Prydae (prydae_1) | 81.99 | 94% | 2021-10-29 |
| 20361. | papermaster_n (papermaster_n) | 81.99 | 95% | 2013-04-29 |
| 20362. | Alex (mastalex) | 81.99 | — | 2011-03-03 |
| 20363. | nwiluex (nwiluex) | 81.98 | 97% | 2022-01-19 |
| 20364. | sıןʌɥɹ (s1lvhr) | 81.98 | 97% | 2022-07-20 |
| 20365. | tayoshu (tayoshu) | 81.98 | 98% | 2021-11-18 |
| 20366. | Ahmed (ahmedeid) | 81.98 | 97% | 2017-02-08 |
| 20367. | Lesya (lesyalackey) | 81.98 | 97% | 2017-09-28 |
| 20368. | Jonathan (jonyaa) | 81.98 | 96% | 2022-02-18 |
| 20369. | Ankush (ank123) | 81.98 | 92% | 2015-01-31 |
| 20370. | mrghost (mrghost) | 81.98 | 96% | 2012-12-22 |
| 20371. | Doink (doink02) | 81.97 | 97% | 2022-02-06 |
| 20372. | Nuwaisir (nuwaisir) | 81.97 | 98% | 2021-06-01 |
| 20373. | Lacey (xrumcajs) | 81.97 | 94% | 2020-11-03 |
| 20374. | Miłkenm 💦 (milkenm) | 81.97 | 95.3% | 2021-02-12 |
| 20375. | Venky (venky) | 81.97 | — | 2010-02-10 |
| 20376. | Lee (kantoran) | 81.97 | — | 2009-01-16 |
| 20377. | Nyiela (ncs1020) | 81.96 | 99% | 2022-01-09 |
| 20378. | Cookie (ashlynn_t) | 81.96 | 98% | 2023-10-05 |
| 20379. | Al (aaaaaaaal) | 81.96 | 96% | 2019-05-12 |
| 20380. | dijete (dijeteric) | 81.95 | 97% | 2022-09-20 |
| 20381. | Ken (kssanchez1989) | 81.95 | 96% | 2016-08-31 |
| 20382. | Carrie (bccwjf7) | 81.95 | — | 2009-07-13 |
| 20383. | Frederick (fredericknotw) | 81.95 | 97% | 2015-09-28 |
| 20384. | lilsquish (yeldaha) | 81.95 | 97% | 2018-12-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 133,371 | 85.51 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 321 | 81.91 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 4 | 48.47 | January 25, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 1 | 47.66 | July 22, 2022 |