Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8021. | khersoncity (div_ilia) | 90.30 | — | 2010-12-15 |
| 8022. | fungz (fungz) | 90.30 | 97% | 2012-11-09 |
| 8023. | Matt (flamingbear) | 90.29 | — | 2009-01-06 |
| 8024. | Phil (pbenoit) | 90.29 | 94% | 2015-05-24 |
| 8025. | Ajstyle (ajityahoo876) | 90.29 | 94% | 2012-04-05 |
| 8026. | Guest (pr0grammer98) | 90.29 | 97% | 2023-04-10 |
| 8027. | Bad (verybadwriter123) | 90.29 | 98% | 2020-11-10 |
| 8028. | MRMO (digitalmaster287) | 90.29 | — | 2011-04-01 |
| 8029. | Dominic (mickeyice3) | 90.29 | 97% | 2022-11-15 |
| 8030. | Steven (stevagon) | 90.28 | 90% | 2015-12-04 |
| 8031. | Douglas (ossmando) | 90.28 | 96% | 2012-11-24 |
| 8032. | linus (fishfalcon) | 90.28 | 95% | 2014-04-16 |
| 8033. | swag (alan20854) | 90.28 | 98% | 2015-05-08 |
| 8034. | xoru (xoru) | 90.27 | 91% | 2016-07-18 |
| 8035. | MetroidFan (metroidfan) | 90.27 | 98% | 2020-09-25 |
| 8036. | Johnathan (johnjohnbear) | 90.27 | 99% | 2022-04-29 |
| 8037. | VenInf (veninf) | 90.26 | 96% | 2021-07-14 |
| 8038. | Creeves (creevesyt) | 90.25 | 98% | 2018-09-22 |
| 8039. | 一向 (quan72io) | 90.25 | 98% | 2022-12-02 |
| 8040. | Bo (bowelz) | 90.24 | — | 2010-09-27 |
| 8041. | HazeltheBear (hazelthebear) | 90.24 | 94% | 2015-11-17 |
| 8042. | Matt (mlefkow) | 90.24 | — | 2010-09-06 |
| 8043. | Kelly (kellyoubrejr) | 90.24 | 97% | 2021-04-11 |
| 8044. | Slender (r_slender) | 90.24 | 97% | 2021-08-02 |
| 8045. | Valdebich (k0k1) | 90.24 | 99% | 2023-05-18 |
| 8046. | Khanh (deny198) | 90.24 | 98% | 2020-04-28 |
| 8047. | jazon (nozaaaj) | 90.23 | 96% | 2017-09-07 |
| 8048. | Samuel (samfpandi) | 90.23 | 97% | 2019-10-15 |
| 8049. | Imp (hehexdlmaoxgodx) | 90.23 | 98% | 2018-11-18 |
| 8050. | Calamar (toadsmash) | 90.22 | 98% | 2018-03-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |