As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6656. | (cycadz03) | 92.57 | 97% | 2021-09-05 |
| 6657. | (jellyfishbloom) | 92.57 | 99% | 2021-01-22 |
| 6658. | (ghosttau) | 92.56 | 97% | 2023-05-15 |
| 6659. | FlipFlopHoudini (flipflopho... | 92.56 | 98% | 2020-07-27 |
| 6660. | (warmpotato) | 92.56 | 98% | 2018-11-07 |
| 6661. | Grace (gcarley) | 92.55 | 97% | 2023-04-24 |
| 6662. | (shebov3) | 92.55 | 97% | 2023-01-01 |
| 6663. | (pingboy) | 92.54 | 98% | 2023-08-22 |
| 6664. | (thispony) | 92.54 | 99% | 2022-04-03 |
| 6665. | (smasher21) | 92.54 | 97% | 2023-06-03 |
| 6666. | (apalias) | 92.54 | 98% | 2021-04-02 |
| 6667. | (karthur) | 92.54 | 88% | 2016-08-29 |
| 6668. | (jajajeremy) | 92.54 | 99% | 2017-11-18 |
| 6669. | (dinyax) | 92.53 | 98% | 2025-08-11 |
| 6670. | øaosujdbæaosjubdæopand (... | 92.53 | 98% | 2024-01-20 |
| 6671. | ช่วยด้วย (k... | 92.53 | 98% | 2016-05-10 |
| 6672. | (dekita) | 92.52 | 97% | 2024-07-18 |
| 6673. | (typeracer1668) | 92.52 | 97.4% | 2023-11-15 |
| 6674. | (exorbis) | 92.52 | 95% | 2015-08-23 |
| 6675. | Courtney (pickels712) | 92.52 | 96% | 2015-05-12 |
| 6676. | (swadtheking) | 92.52 | 97% | 2021-05-16 |
| 6677. | Mark (veltzer) | 92.52 | 99% | 2019-04-24 |
| 6678. | lazhastey (lazhastey) | 92.51 | 97% | 2022-11-22 |
| 6679. | (jim_my) | 92.51 | 98.6% | 2023-06-14 |
| 6680. | (serendove) | 92.51 | 97% | 2015-12-15 |
| 6681. | SCM (smusson) | 92.51 | 97% | 2018-03-23 |
| 6682. | (fedza) | 92.50 | 96% | 2021-10-21 |
| 6683. | (lexyum) | 92.50 | 97% | 2016-12-28 |
| 6684. | LaptopAccount42069 (laptopa... | 92.49 | 96% | 2024-04-17 |
| 6685. | (jakarith2) | 92.49 | 95% | 2016-10-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |