I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5998. | J-Money (jacobbeaudway) | 96.57 | 97.6% | 2023-09-27 |
| 5999. | DangdutKoplo (dangdutkoplo2) | 96.57 | 98% | 2019-07-29 |
| 6000. | Shirou (ness_20xx) | 96.57 | 96% | 2020-04-13 |
| 6001. | bobbyct (bobbyct) | 96.56 | 95.4% | 2023-11-29 |
| 6002. | Darth (whloo) | 96.56 | 98% | 2021-07-14 |
| 6003. | == Klub (blueclub) | 96.56 | 97% | 2020-06-30 |
| 6004. | Kerp (shaqdiesel) | 96.56 | 98% | 2022-08-02 |
| 6005. | I type my Life (typerype) | 96.56 | 100% | 2017-11-10 |
| 6006. | grace (graceszymk) | 96.55 | 99% | 2020-06-10 |
| 6007. | Bob (bob_colemak) | 96.55 | 97% | 2020-11-26 |
| 6008. | Rheannon (snickers10) | 96.54 | 94% | 2015-06-19 |
| 6009. | mattfus (mattfus2) | 96.54 | 99% | 2021-09-09 |
| 6010. | Fluff (afluffyflamingo) | 96.54 | 96% | 2023-02-07 |
| 6011. | Benjamin (dogast) | 96.52 | 97.6% | 2024-08-13 |
| 6012. | hyeonk (hyeonk) | 96.52 | 97% | 2020-10-11 |
| 6013. | Jason (jasonbmagat) | 96.52 | 98% | 2019-12-13 |
| 6014. | Griffin (riffing) | 96.51 | 98% | 2019-05-23 |
| 6015. | Galamb (galamb) | 96.51 | 98% | 2022-11-25 |
| 6016. | TeKla (tekla44) | 96.51 | 98% | 2022-07-08 |
| 6017. | rofllex (rofllex) | 96.51 | 97.3% | 2024-06-22 |
| 6018. | Kelby (haulzy) | 96.51 | 98% | 2022-06-15 |
| 6019. | Gared (pkr1101) | 96.51 | 99% | 2015-12-13 |
| 6020. | Vladimir (ahavran) | 96.51 | 98% | 2022-02-06 |
| 6021. | Antonio (velociround) | 96.51 | 98% | 2017-12-09 |
| 6022. | Dan (jardinthepotato) | 96.51 | 96% | 2019-06-24 |
| 6023. | Atlas400 (atlas400) | 96.51 | 96% | 2021-03-19 |
| 6024. | ApocJTL (apocjtl) | 96.50 | 97% | 2021-12-19 |
| 6025. | Yogender Singh Jadon (yogen... | 96.49 | 99% | 2022-01-01 |
| 6026. | Davit (sonofar) | 96.49 | 98% | 2023-01-07 |
| 6027. | Jorunn (jorunn) | 96.49 | 96% | 2019-01-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |