So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12472. | (badomiso) | 80.47 | — | 2011-03-10 |
| 12473. | jax (daddydiesel) | 80.46 | 97% | 2012-08-31 |
| 12474. | Andy Starr (andystarr) | 80.45 | 97.6% | 2023-10-03 |
| 12475. | (tripletoe) | 80.45 | 98% | 2022-02-27 |
| 12476. | 💓 (samhurwitz) | 80.45 | 97% | 2023-03-28 |
| 12477. | (mchoi) | 80.45 | — | 2010-11-14 |
| 12478. | (yahyasahar) | 80.45 | 98% | 2014-08-28 |
| 12479. | (nevermind007) | 80.45 | 95% | 2013-11-15 |
| 12480. | (lenko) | 80.45 | 99% | 2016-08-19 |
| 12481. | (j_nishit) | 80.44 | 99% | 2022-11-14 |
| 12482. | (azhy_01) | 80.44 | 97% | 2021-09-07 |
| 12483. | (michaelhau) | 80.44 | 97% | 2018-10-24 |
| 12484. | (kellogg87) | 80.44 | 98% | 2012-11-14 |
| 12485. | (hiyok) | 80.43 | 98% | 2016-01-20 |
| 12486. | (songridv) | 80.43 | 98% | 2021-12-01 |
| 12487. | 林志勇 (linzhiyong) | 80.43 | 94% | 2011-09-22 |
| 12488. | (virtu0s0) | 80.42 | 96% | 2022-08-13 |
| 12489. | (rigang420) | 80.42 | 98% | 2021-05-30 |
| 12490. | (bidi) | 80.42 | 94% | 2019-05-19 |
| 12491. | (askur00) | 80.42 | 98% | 2021-07-16 |
| 12492. | (velasco1) | 80.42 | 98% | 2015-08-30 |
| 12493. | (iglo3141) | 80.42 | 96% | 2022-03-14 |
| 12494. | (dredawg) | 80.42 | 96% | 2011-07-19 |
| 12495. | Jonathan (bubbler123) | 80.42 | 97% | 2015-03-25 |
| 12496. | (eastsky712) | 80.41 | 95% | 2022-11-20 |
| 12497. | (sconball) | 80.41 | 95.8% | 2023-10-20 |
| 12498. | (jakejungkook) | 80.41 | 98% | 2023-01-17 |
| 12499. | (jialak) | 80.41 | 97% | 2019-01-30 |
| 12500. | krisr17 (kk017) | 80.41 | 97% | 2021-07-12 |
| 12501. | (dalysin) | 80.41 | 98% | 2022-09-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |