So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 17991. | Anargyros (argy) | 71.44 | 90% | 2012-09-19 |
| 17992. | norman khou (normankhou) | 71.43 | 96% | 2023-04-27 |
| 17993. | ngoc (ngocpt) | 71.43 | 98% | 2018-02-23 |
| 17994. | Veduv (jigachad) | 71.43 | 96% | 2022-10-20 |
| 17995. | William (fastasfboiiii) | 71.43 | 95% | 2018-05-24 |
| 17996. | Joel (phitsuh) | 71.43 | 96% | 2019-09-18 |
| 17997. | Vahe (vaheg) | 71.43 | 92% | 2011-11-20 |
| 17998. | Paul (syvek) | 71.43 | 91% | 2011-10-25 |
| 17999. | Yoonsik (songcraft) | 71.42 | 95% | 2017-05-11 |
| 18000. | Greatesterick (greatestguy) | 71.42 | 96% | 2022-04-16 |
| 18001. | hockpond (hockpond) | 71.42 | 96% | 2022-09-09 |
| 18002. | Ben (eeee) | 71.42 | — | 2008-12-07 |
| 18003. | King JF (foongtastic) | 71.41 | 97.4% | 2023-08-21 |
| 18004. | Hugi (hugi97) | 71.41 | 97% | 2018-11-02 |
| 18005. | Dalton (daltonspear) | 71.41 | — | 2010-03-11 |
| 18006. | Asad (don_t) | 71.41 | 91% | 2013-01-08 |
| 18007. | Jason (ultimatehumungousaur) | 71.40 | 97% | 2018-12-05 |
| 18008. | (๑•﹏•)⋆* ⁑⋆* ... | 71.40 | 99% | 2021-10-28 |
| 18009. | tyler (tkirchner97) | 71.40 | 93% | 2016-11-05 |
| 18010. | Ben (bentontypesfast) | 71.40 | 97% | 2019-08-30 |
| 18011. | Jehar (rakhunb) | 71.40 | 96% | 2020-12-18 |
| 18012. | aaa (bombuff) | 71.40 | 98% | 2021-01-19 |
| 18013. | Fadhil (qazsxdcfv) | 71.40 | 96% | 2020-08-14 |
| 18014. | V (veep) | 71.40 | — | 2010-04-05 |
| 18015. | Razor (razorsharpz) | 71.39 | 95% | 2021-07-28 |
| 18016. | Haru (harubao) | 71.39 | 95% | 2021-03-23 |
| 18017. | Ryan (laitro) | 71.39 | 93% | 2013-03-21 |
| 18018. | `jakeeee_ (jakee_) | 71.39 | 91% | 2011-08-01 |
| 18019. | I don't understand how pro ... | 71.39 | 96% | 2012-09-06 |
| 18020. | Rishat (bojack) | 71.39 | 98% | 2016-01-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |