So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 18322. | Mikke (bloodsms) | 71.02 | 98% | 2017-11-20 |
| 18323. | Andrejs (e2e4) | 71.02 | 94% | 2014-05-08 |
| 18324. | Michael (jeffgordon251) | 71.02 | 97% | 2012-07-09 |
| 18325. | Jon (jonksig) | 71.02 | 99% | 2012-09-05 |
| 18326. | Joe (jdonnen) | 71.02 | 94% | 2013-03-07 |
| 18327. | Elias (eliasstutterer) | 71.01 | 96% | 2021-01-09 |
| 18328. | Barbarian (kishananuraag) | 71.01 | 97% | 2022-12-07 |
| 18329. | Zachxy (fortzachary) | 71.01 | 94.4% | 2021-02-09 |
| 18330. | mgamble (mgamble) | 71.01 | 98% | 2020-11-22 |
| 18331. | Ng (chronoscommand) | 71.00 | 97% | 2019-04-09 |
| 18332. | Jeshua (jeshwannn) | 71.00 | 95% | 2023-06-24 |
| 18333. | Trevor (leechz) | 71.00 | 92% | 2011-12-15 |
| 18334. | Patrick (johncho) | 71.00 | 95% | 2020-02-05 |
| 18335. | Dakoth (sangalawa) | 71.00 | 95% | 2022-03-08 |
| 18336. | Arman (arman15) | 71.00 | 96% | 2021-01-12 |
| 18337. | Bacosca (bacosca) | 71.00 | 97% | 2015-05-28 |
| 18338. | SkyerZ (skyerz) | 70.99 | 97% | 2021-09-24 |
| 18339. | Jesse (anselmipants) | 70.99 | 98% | 2022-05-20 |
| 18340. | Ved (vedyav) | 70.99 | 97% | 2023-03-06 |
| 18341. | Lily (andisapple32) | 70.99 | 97% | 2022-02-08 |
| 18342. | Sourav (rubberboa) | 70.99 | 97% | 2020-10-13 |
| 18343. | Thomas (smuv) | 70.98 | 94% | 2021-12-05 |
| 18344. | Adrian (benjothehokage) | 70.98 | 96% | 2021-08-11 |
| 18345. | angel (angeldcm) | 70.98 | 95% | 2023-05-13 |
| 18346. | govind (rockstar0101) | 70.98 | 97% | 2022-10-22 |
| 18347. | Arno (cactusbald) | 70.98 | 96.9% | 2021-02-18 |
| 18348. | Jesper (remixic) | 70.97 | 89% | 2017-03-14 |
| 18349. | Jake (jakegauvinn) | 70.97 | 95% | 2018-01-12 |
| 18350. | Tom (xledz) | 70.97 | 90% | 2013-02-13 |
| 18351. | cj (mp7maniac) | 70.97 | 92% | 2017-06-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |