I had a friend who was a heavy drinker. If somebody asked him if he'd been drunk the night before, he would always answer off-handedly, "Oh, I imagine." I've always liked that answer. It acknowledges life as a dream.
—from Palm Sunday, a book by Kurt Vonnegut
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15269. | Chase (chasericker003) | 75.34 | 96% | 2018-02-11 |
| 15270. | Follow Me (prince_michaels2... | 75.34 | 92% | 2012-11-17 |
| 15271. | X (iwannagetbetterthanyou) | 75.34 | 94% | 2016-02-04 |
| 15272. | noside (edzil1007) | 75.34 | 96% | 2014-12-03 |
| 15273. | Alonso (alonso1911) | 75.33 | 97% | 2022-09-26 |
| 15274. | Proot (proot123) | 75.33 | 96% | 2021-02-08 |
| 15275. | J. (indazone) | 75.33 | 95% | 2012-02-08 |
| 15276. | zasu (ehmmkay) | 75.33 | 83% | 2013-10-20 |
| 15277. | Ari (arikahn) | 75.32 | 96% | 2017-05-04 |
| 15278. | hazmel (mesba7) | 75.32 | 96.2% | 2023-07-20 |
| 15279. | onrA (arnokeuh) | 75.32 | 93% | 2014-11-04 |
| 15280. | Alex (forthereallys) | 75.32 | 94% | 2015-06-11 |
| 15281. | Noah (noah1234321) | 75.32 | 95% | 2023-06-08 |
| 15282. | WhySoSlow (milktea_1999) | 75.32 | 97% | 2022-04-04 |
| 15283. | pwnflakes (pwnflakes) | 75.32 | — | 2009-06-20 |
| 15284. | Jacqueline (jelias) | 75.32 | — | 2009-03-09 |
| 15285. | Rahul (vedanticscholar) | 75.31 | 96% | 2022-08-31 |
| 15286. | Huge Cabbage (hugecabbage) | 75.31 | 96.5% | 2023-10-26 |
| 15287. | Mikayel (maghasyan) | 75.31 | 96% | 2012-08-02 |
| 15288. | Sunny (sun420) | 75.31 | 95% | 2012-11-20 |
| 15289. | Gaal (lgv315) | 75.31 | — | 2011-03-02 |
| 15290. | mirthe (rnirthe) | 75.30 | 97% | 2022-11-18 |
| 15291. | Norman (aris6498) | 75.30 | 98% | 2018-10-05 |
| 15292. | SlashThat (thatsquidthere) | 75.30 | 97% | 2022-07-30 |
| 15293. | fds (sifjshdf) | 75.30 | 98.2% | 2021-02-23 |
| 15294. | Daniel (stan_gfriend) | 75.30 | 95% | 2020-09-29 |
| 15295. | Tinus (tinytheboss) | 75.30 | 92% | 2016-09-04 |
| 15296. | Korea boys (robot3511) | 75.30 | 92% | 2014-03-24 |
| 15297. | Paul (randomnoob1) | 75.30 | 90% | 2013-08-10 |
| 15298. | masterassassin3 (masterassa... | 75.29 | 99% | 2022-05-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 114,006 | 70.11 | September 30, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 330 | 69.77 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 14 | 39.41 | January 24, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 70.48 | January 31, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 3 | 54.30 | July 12, 2021 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 2 | 39.76 | December 20, 2012 |