Before I was famous I had a whole bunch of jobs where all I needed was boots. People would look right past me, or if they did look at me, it was with a mean look. But when I got famous, people would look at me and smile and wonder where they knew me from. If they flat-out recognized me, they'd laugh and dance like they'd won a prize, and I'd just stand there and smile and feel warmth from their love. So the fame made the world, which is a real cold place, a little less cold.
—from Based on a True Story: Not a Memoir, a book by Norm Macdonald
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8297. | popped (p0ppedcorn) | 87.23 | 97% | 2020-10-21 |
| 8298. | andrerererew (apoolofwater) | 87.22 | 96% | 2024-11-07 |
| 8299. | yoyo (another343) | 87.21 | 98.2% | 2025-02-18 |
| 8300. | Adam (hodowcaowiec) | 87.21 | 98% | 2022-11-05 |
| 8301. | AJ (mahnkster21) | 87.21 | 97.4% | 2023-10-30 |
| 8302. | BiharBoy (chupkarmanager) | 87.20 | 96.8% | 2024-05-12 |
| 8303. | RED (red666) | 87.20 | 97.7% | 2023-09-23 |
| 8304. | Hieu (hieugrection) | 87.20 | 95% | 2020-06-19 |
| 8305. | Jeremiah (jeremiah8338) | 87.19 | 96.8% | 2023-12-27 |
| 8306. | OmicronVirus (deathisnthend) | 87.19 | 99% | 2022-01-22 |
| 8307. | alam (alamjael) | 87.19 | 100% | 2023-10-30 |
| 8308. | daniel (dpainter) | 87.19 | 98% | 2021-03-15 |
| 8309. | Maxwell (maxwell902) | 87.18 | 97% | 2020-12-30 |
| 8310. | Mario (marfredd) | 87.18 | 97% | 2020-11-24 |
| 8311. | Xophules (xophules) | 87.18 | 97% | 2023-01-24 |
| 8312. | grace (koald) | 87.18 | 96.6% | 2021-02-06 |
| 8313. | Miras (concreteoverthesea) | 87.17 | 96.3% | 2025-04-25 |
| 8314. | Kevin (vectorfrog) | 87.17 | 99% | 2023-07-21 |
| 8315. | MekPavit (mekpavit) | 87.17 | 96% | 2021-03-08 |
| 8316. | hriday (hriday_24) | 87.16 | 98% | 2025-09-05 |
| 8317. | matesao (teowsao) | 87.16 | 96% | 2023-03-01 |
| 8318. | Jeremy (mises) | 87.16 | 97% | 2021-02-15 |
| 8319. | qiTsuk (qitsuk) | 87.15 | 98% | 2020-08-18 |
| 8320. | 🙃 (asdf2321) | 87.15 | 98% | 2021-03-25 |
| 8321. | William (searcheese766) | 87.15 | 96% | 2021-04-14 |
| 8322. | Peter (pedell) | 87.15 | 98% | 2023-05-10 |
| 8323. | CokaKoala (cokakoala) | 87.14 | 97% | 2023-06-13 |
| 8324. | Ebe (athlon01) | 87.14 | 98% | 2021-05-07 |
| 8325. | Skones (raf_raf) | 87.12 | 96% | 2021-05-04 |
| 8326. | owen (sushisynth12) | 87.12 | 98% | 2021-10-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 26,014 | 92.05 | February 25, 2020 |
| Instant Death Mode | 21 | 105.91 | February 26, 2021 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 1 | 73.63 | July 29, 2023 |