As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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19864. | ISeeRed (iseered) | 61.29 | 97% | 2021-10-07 |
19865. | sammy (sammyismuff) | 61.29 | 94% | 2023-06-15 |
19866. | ara ara (sage_of_six_trees) | 61.29 | 95% | 2020-10-13 |
19867. | ? (exlaw) | 61.29 | 97% | 2019-12-07 |
19868. | Mike (mightymike) | 61.29 | 95% | 2016-02-14 |
19869. | Kevin (jagulep) | 61.29 | 98% | 2016-07-07 |
19870. | prashant (prashant1847) | 61.28 | 97% | 2021-10-29 |
19871. | Jayden (jiiidaaan) | 61.28 | 96% | 2021-04-06 |
19872. | Twista (twisteryus) | 61.28 | 96% | 2023-01-20 |
19873. | Wolah (michael_j_g) | 61.28 | 96% | 2015-09-13 |
19874. | Kalervo (dilbodeadhorseflog... | 61.28 | 98% | 2021-09-14 |
19875. | ahmed (frizew) | 61.28 | 96% | 2017-10-26 |
19876. | aladins (aladinsmonkey) | 61.28 | 96% | 2016-07-19 |
19877. | Randy (beepsandboops) | 61.27 | 97% | 2022-11-21 |
19878. | Nandies (lilnandies) | 61.27 | 95% | 2023-01-26 |
19879. | Chris (gungeoneer3) | 61.27 | 98% | 2021-04-20 |
19880. | Jeddha (juztjezuz) | 61.26 | 94% | 2021-02-11 |
19881. | Marquavion (kingmarq) | 61.26 | 97% | 2021-07-18 |
19882. | Ankur (naresh12) | 61.26 | 99% | 2021-08-30 |
19883. | CJ (cjcurata) | 61.26 | 97% | 2021-05-20 |
19884. | nope (vecksberex) | 61.26 | 94% | 2017-01-30 |
19885. | Jano (janolaw) | 61.25 | 97% | 2022-11-03 |
19886. | iwillcomboyou (iwillcomboyou) | 61.25 | 95% | 2022-07-19 |
19887. | Zaki (menza_zm) | 61.25 | 94.6% | 2024-02-02 |
19888. | Kristian (forcepain) | 61.25 | 95% | 2019-05-14 |
19889. | Fineson (fineson) | 61.25 | 89% | 2015-12-09 |
19890. | Radoslav (padoto07) | 61.24 | 92% | 2021-07-25 |
19891. | Jan (johny7897) | 61.24 | 96% | 2015-12-28 |
19892. | LAZER (lazerlarz) | 61.24 | 96% | 2015-05-20 |
19893. | Saer (saer) | 61.23 | 96% | 2018-06-05 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |