The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 30291. | wah (jonas_cj) | 53.77 | 95% | 2022-11-21 |
| 30292. | SHRIKANT (shrieks) | 53.77 | — | 2009-06-04 |
| 30293. | Roy (harlos9090) | 53.77 | 97% | 2020-08-01 |
| 30294. | Jeff (jefftan) | 53.77 | 95% | 2015-06-03 |
| 30295. | djole (djole) | 53.77 | 92% | 2016-05-30 |
| 30296. | Sokratis (sokratis) | 53.76 | 93% | 2022-01-26 |
| 30297. | Ace (aceyspacey) | 53.76 | 94% | 2021-02-07 |
| 30298. | Tom (tomsit) | 53.76 | — | 2011-01-07 |
| 30299. | l3tranchi (l3tranchi) | 53.76 | — | 2009-08-05 |
| 30300. | era (blini_1190@hotmail.com) | 53.76 | — | 2011-01-27 |
| 30301. | JBrocksfellas (jbrocksfellas) | 53.75 | 94% | 2021-09-20 |
| 30302. | ojaswi (ojaswi) | 53.75 | 87% | 2015-03-21 |
| 30303. | Moiz (darkiee) | 53.75 | 88% | 2016-07-03 |
| 30304. | Christian (vinnw) | 53.74 | 94% | 2022-10-09 |
| 30305. | Lo (lorossi) | 53.74 | 95% | 2021-05-17 |
| 30306. | Buraq (buraq) | 53.74 | 96% | 2018-05-02 |
| 30307. | Pok (c0m1c5) | 53.73 | 95% | 2012-06-15 |
| 30308. | Skinny (ityourboysklinnyd) | 53.73 | 95% | 2022-02-03 |
| 30309. | Leonardo (varini) | 53.73 | — | 2011-03-12 |
| 30310. | Tim (timbob5380) | 53.73 | 94% | 2019-03-09 |
| 30311. | nope (vecksberex) | 53.73 | 92% | 2016-11-07 |
| 30312. | Steve (mythicdaedra) | 53.72 | 97% | 2023-01-26 |
| 30313. | Siamak (dehbod) | 53.72 | 97% | 2017-01-04 |
| 30314. | Jerick (jrkproductions) | 53.71 | 94% | 2015-09-21 |
| 30315. | Zen (z3nith) | 53.71 | 91% | 2012-11-12 |
| 30316. | M (marinater) | 53.71 | 79% | 2015-09-22 |
| 30317. | Ameerr (hysteris) | 53.71 | 89% | 2017-05-28 |
| 30318. | Alex (the0riginalcuban) | 53.70 | 89% | 2015-03-17 |
| 30319. | Ninja (berserkrr) | 53.70 | 94% | 2016-08-09 |
| 30320. | Finnian (missfinn) | 53.70 | 96% | 2023-01-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |