Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4635. | Bernie (bernie557) | 63.51 | 95% | 2020-06-20 |
| 4636. | Jahaziel (changofeliz) | 63.50 | 97% | 2019-06-07 |
| 4637. | Alex (orfan1120) | 63.49 | 96% | 2019-10-24 |
| 4638. | Sydeth (tosydeth) | 63.49 | 97% | 2019-01-16 |
| 4639. | Arkajyoti (arkajyotijha) | 63.48 | 96% | 2020-12-09 |
| 4640. | Jyotirmoy (jyotirmoy_halder) | 63.47 | 95% | 2019-08-24 |
| 4641. | MrKiredeid (mrkiredeid) | 63.46 | 95% | 2018-11-20 |
| 4642. | James (vulcanmag872) | 63.44 | 96% | 2020-10-13 |
| 4643. | piyush (piyushsharma08) | 63.43 | 97% | 2019-08-11 |
| 4644. | Phong (phongryy) | 63.43 | 97% | 2017-12-05 |
| 4645. | iwias (iwias) | 63.42 | 96% | 2018-01-27 |
| 4646. | James (jpnjpn6) | 63.42 | 96% | 2020-09-18 |
| 4647. | kay (kayleekim03) | 63.41 | 96% | 2019-01-27 |
| 4648. | Andreas (latteinator) | 63.41 | 97% | 2020-04-25 |
| 4649. | Valtsu (copywriter) | 63.40 | 95% | 2019-10-12 |
| 4650. | Thu (hnthu) | 63.40 | 98% | 2017-12-28 |
| 4651. | davey (veciero) | 63.36 | 95% | 2017-10-12 |
| 4652. | Doiv (doiv23) | 63.36 | 97% | 2020-08-06 |
| 4653. | dvorak64 (steveoc64) | 63.36 | 98% | 2020-08-23 |
| 4654. | Nam (shinemaster) | 63.36 | 96% | 2020-05-17 |
| 4655. | Jack (sherboffyalt) | 63.35 | 95% | 2019-10-08 |
| 4656. | Markos (marky35707) | 63.35 | 94% | 2020-11-27 |
| 4657. | laerton (laerton) | 63.35 | 95% | 2018-05-23 |
| 4658. | Eugene (sushiwaumai) | 63.34 | 96% | 2020-12-14 |
| 4659. | Alex (images) | 63.34 | 96% | 2019-02-03 |
| 4660. | bigbogie (hxrxs) | 63.33 | 96% | 2018-12-19 |
| 4661. | BoozeCruiser (gvillar08) | 63.33 | 96% | 2018-04-15 |
| 4662. | BOSS (ksantosh7460) | 63.31 | 97% | 2017-11-22 |
| 4663. | PBA (parkera16) | 63.30 | 95% | 2017-09-29 |
| 4664. | hahnur (hahnurk) | 63.30 | 95% | 2018-03-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |