As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 19055. | jacek (vonschlager) | 64.03 | 98% | 2019-09-29 |
| 19056. | anonymous (annnnonymous) | 64.03 | 89% | 2017-03-31 |
| 19057. | cake (xsysi) | 64.02 | 96% | 2021-08-16 |
| 19058. | Jacob (jmbogo19) | 64.02 | 97% | 2021-08-14 |
| 19059. | Karlo (doom2233) | 64.02 | 92% | 2016-02-10 |
| 19060. | Youssef (marthey2) | 64.02 | 95% | 2019-09-18 |
| 19061. | vivek (vivek_o) | 64.01 | 97% | 2023-04-24 |
| 19062. | Prithvi (prithvi18) | 64.01 | 95% | 2022-01-31 |
| 19063. | illiterate.. (degenfakeout) | 64.01 | 96% | 2019-03-18 |
| 19064. | Nguyen (minhnguyen311) | 64.00 | 96% | 2023-02-21 |
| 19065. | Arun Kumar Singh (systemflaws) | 64.00 | 97% | 2021-04-22 |
| 19066. | Dennis (ocrayat16) | 64.00 | 96% | 2021-05-08 |
| 19067. | Tintallë (nparadigm) | 64.00 | 97% | 2021-04-30 |
| 19068. | Nicholas (mangoboxer) | 63.99 | 95% | 2022-12-20 |
| 19069. | Conner (connerdavenport) | 63.99 | 97% | 2021-10-20 |
| 19070. | Gytis (gpgytis) | 63.99 | 97% | 2020-08-09 |
| 19071. | davey (veciero) | 63.98 | 97% | 2017-10-11 |
| 19072. | Brandon (botobran) | 63.98 | 97% | 2023-05-18 |
| 19073. | Deja_Vu (deja__vu) | 63.98 | 96% | 2020-09-06 |
| 19074. | Keke (keezthequeen) | 63.97 | 98% | 2023-09-30 |
| 19075. | Benjamin Martin (benjamin_m... | 63.97 | 95% | 2022-11-06 |
| 19076. | Luke (lukeg1209) | 63.97 | 96% | 2023-03-04 |
| 19077. | tajmahal (rithz) | 63.97 | 98% | 2016-10-23 |
| 19078. | Aarvaan (aarvaan) | 63.96 | 96% | 2023-02-04 |
| 19079. | Mark (mr_k1ttens) | 63.96 | 96.2% | 2021-02-04 |
| 19080. | Nathan (bad_typist_six_nine) | 63.96 | 97.4% | 2021-02-02 |
| 19081. | Ross (nectarineicecoffee) | 63.95 | 98% | 2021-02-22 |
| 19082. | Nyth (nyth) | 63.95 | 95% | 2016-11-27 |
| 19083. | VILTRUMITECORR (eschalawt) | 63.94 | 98% | 2023-05-24 |
| 19084. | El (shrekforeverafter) | 63.94 | 95% | 2023-01-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |