And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 21853. | Do people have computers in... | 76.24 | 98% | 2021-01-09 |
| 21854. | Cedric (thatasianguy88) | 76.24 | 97% | 2011-05-28 |
| 21855. | prikola (prikolaner) | 76.23 | 96% | 2022-05-06 |
| 21856. | ws (beisong) | 76.23 | 96% | 2022-12-03 |
| 21857. | Mart (rocklee) | 76.23 | — | 2008-09-10 |
| 21858. | Alan (alanpung) | 76.23 | 95% | 2016-11-15 |
| 21859. | jerry (jerry_savage3) | 76.23 | 96% | 2020-11-11 |
| 21860. | Mauro (mauro84) | 76.23 | 94% | 2011-05-07 |
| 21861. | Harambe (lordharambe) | 76.23 | 89% | 2016-10-28 |
| 21862. | Simon (rumle23) | 76.22 | 93% | 2015-01-18 |
| 21863. | Foxy (nam_nai) | 76.22 | 97% | 2022-03-18 |
| 21864. | 𝚲 𝐋 𝐈 𝐒 𝐎 ... | 76.21 | 96% | 2017-12-24 |
| 21865. | Beret (boina) | 76.21 | 95% | 2021-10-04 |
| 21866. | Vasco (veps_) | 76.21 | 98% | 2023-09-15 |
| 21867. | Nighil (nighil) | 76.21 | 97% | 2017-06-07 |
| 21868. | Davis (lamee) | 76.21 | — | 2008-11-25 |
| 21869. | vcrsvs (vcrsvs) | 76.20 | 95% | 2021-04-23 |
| 21870. | kalmanfilter (eran_raviv) | 76.20 | 97% | 2023-07-17 |
| 21871. | first time (toucher420lel) | 76.20 | 97% | 2019-04-18 |
| 21872. | Vei (cengi) | 76.20 | 94% | 2022-04-06 |
| 21873. | MZ (mbzz) | 76.20 | 96% | 2021-10-10 |
| 21874. | Rahul (rsrahul1000) | 76.20 | 97% | 2021-06-19 |
| 21875. | Spanandan (spandan01) | 76.20 | 97% | 2018-03-05 |
| 21876. | Rare (i_am_slow) | 76.20 | 94% | 2014-01-27 |
| 21877. | Chaitanya (enpitsu_k) | 76.19 | 98% | 2023-01-06 |
| 21878. | George (georgedmi) | 76.19 | 96% | 2020-03-29 |
| 21879. | Chris (socaldavis) | 76.19 | — | 2008-10-18 |
| 21880. | Teixeira (xoooox) | 76.19 | 96% | 2014-10-17 |
| 21881. | Stefan (stefan_stoj) | 76.19 | 93% | 2015-09-07 |
| 21882. | Birk (bstar) | 76.19 | 95% | 2013-07-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |