So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 32520. | Abhishek (abhishekdas) | 48.14 | 95% | 2012-12-02 |
| 32521. | Akshay (akshaymkupnoor) | 48.13 | 96% | 2021-08-28 |
| 32522. | YubiYuub (yubiyuub) | 48.13 | 97% | 2022-09-21 |
| 32523. | Abhinav (abhinavac) | 48.13 | 93% | 2017-07-12 |
| 32524. | asdfgabbyy (asdfgabbyy) | 48.13 | 94% | 2021-03-09 |
| 32525. | Khang (rebels1) | 48.13 | 94% | 2021-01-03 |
| 32526. | table (rdmkbordsmk) | 48.12 | 98% | 2018-07-11 |
| 32527. | Yan (yan_of_yendor) | 48.12 | 95% | 2017-11-16 |
| 32528. | mehr (mehr) | 48.12 | — | 2008-12-28 |
| 32529. | Regina (reggy_10) | 48.11 | 88% | 2012-11-29 |
| 32530. | Vamsi Krishna (pvk9) | 48.10 | 94% | 2023-04-27 |
| 32531. | k (kkk88) | 48.10 | 96% | 2021-06-21 |
| 32532. | subin (subin_khyajju) | 48.10 | 94% | 2020-09-28 |
| 32533. | sammy (sammylovesitaly) | 48.10 | 94.9% | 2021-02-13 |
| 32534. | Chanchal (chanchal) | 48.10 | 97% | 2012-11-23 |
| 32535. | Erick (erick6922) | 48.10 | 91% | 2016-09-30 |
| 32536. | Ihssane (ihssanee) | 48.09 | 94% | 2022-04-19 |
| 32537. | Whacky (svetoslav) | 48.09 | 95% | 2018-07-28 |
| 32538. | Vava (vava) | 48.09 | — | 2009-05-09 |
| 32539. | abhay (ixabhay) | 48.09 | 92% | 2016-03-08 |
| 32540. | phil (phil_snubs) | 48.08 | 96% | 2021-08-26 |
| 32541. | Satyam (satyamkr118) | 48.08 | 96.1% | 2021-02-24 |
| 32542. | Tina (tinahan) | 48.08 | — | 2010-04-18 |
| 32543. | RalphieKay (ralphiekay) | 48.07 | 94% | 2012-11-06 |
| 32544. | Garvit (garvit509) | 48.07 | 94.6% | 2023-08-21 |
| 32545. | do (doduc) | 48.07 | — | 2008-12-09 |
| 32546. | megaplex (megaplex2022) | 48.07 | 97% | 2022-11-23 |
| 32547. | Don1k (don1k) | 48.07 | 95% | 2022-01-15 |
| 32548. | mout (moutofyou) | 48.07 | 95% | 2014-04-02 |
| 32549. | akm (sadat007) | 48.07 | 96.7% | 2021-02-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |