So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 34428. | shiva (shivatheboss) | 43.00 | 96% | 2022-02-23 |
| 34429. | Melody (melody0824) | 43.00 | 91% | 2016-07-23 |
| 34430. | BenedictSpetz (benedictspetz) | 43.00 | 92% | 2021-01-20 |
| 34431. | Usama (ita555) | 43.00 | 94.9% | 2021-01-31 |
| 34432. | Lukas (neplach) | 43.00 | 97% | 2014-06-27 |
| 34433. | Alexis (braveghost) | 42.99 | 94% | 2019-01-23 |
| 34434. | Kalman (kalmannz) | 42.99 | 96% | 2013-08-12 |
| 34435. | Shubham (cloudcool) | 42.98 | 96% | 2023-06-09 |
| 34436. | Madik (madik0302) | 42.98 | 93% | 2022-07-08 |
| 34437. | yo (yooy11) | 42.98 | 95% | 2021-03-15 |
| 34438. | Naveen (naveen1) | 42.98 | 79% | 2012-01-25 |
| 34439. | Bodas (bodas10) | 42.97 | 93% | 2015-12-08 |
| 34440. | Aicez (cluelessbruh) | 42.97 | 95% | 2021-11-06 |
| 34441. | erick (take8slow) | 42.97 | — | 2009-07-31 |
| 34442. | varun (waldon) | 42.97 | — | 2010-10-23 |
| 34443. | Juuso (jmheik) | 42.96 | — | 2009-11-12 |
| 34444. | The Q (vatzman) | 42.95 | 96% | 2023-02-07 |
| 34445. | khurram (khurram123) | 42.95 | 81% | 2013-10-26 |
| 34446. | kateryna (kateryna_y) | 42.95 | 96% | 2013-08-26 |
| 34447. | Hossain (hossain95) | 42.94 | 96% | 2022-06-28 |
| 34448. | Samer (phantomlemon) | 42.94 | 95% | 2018-03-06 |
| 34449. | Wan (wchtmy) | 42.94 | 95% | 2011-05-23 |
| 34450. | LAHD10 (lahd10) | 42.93 | 95.3% | 2023-09-14 |
| 34451. | tstats[blitztage] (blitztage) | 42.93 | 94% | 2021-01-01 |
| 34452. | Konstantinos (kontak) | 42.93 | 94% | 2019-10-28 |
| 34453. | Steve (winaymarka) | 42.93 | — | 2009-11-15 |
| 34454. | 레나 (hddjec_jfei) | 42.92 | 94% | 2023-07-23 |
| 34455. | Prattoy (novaprattoy) | 42.92 | 95% | 2021-01-19 |
| 34456. | Mark (zhacarias) | 42.92 | 86% | 2015-04-11 |
| 34457. | Pete (bgblokjny) | 42.92 | 93% | 2014-03-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |