With age comes insecurity, embarrassment, and tragedy, increasing fear of growing old and lonely. I said I'd put on my dancing shoes but I've got two left feet and no good moves and the pretty girls found cooler kids than me. So I sat and waited patiently until the day I'd finally be asked, but it never came.
—from Everybody's Dancing and I Want to Die, a song by Deaf Havana
Active since August 31, 2016.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4764. | Jan-Magnar (hillary_clinton) | 100.02 | 97% | 2019-01-21 |
| 4765. | Fxh7+ (bossrubik) | 100.02 | 97% | 2025-07-31 |
| 4766. | dinqissa (dinqissa) | 100.01 | 97% | 2023-03-07 |
| 4767. | Milo (stopandgonuts) | 100.01 | 97% | 2018-09-23 |
| 4768. | Denec (denec) | 100.00 | 98% | 2025-07-11 |
| 4769. | JAYVOODOO (jayvoodoo) | 99.99 | 99% | 2017-05-28 |
| 4770. | Julian (juliansmile) | 99.99 | 97% | 2022-10-17 |
| 4771. | Ian (s0ft3n) | 99.99 | 97% | 2021-11-26 |
| 4772. | Brendan (panikooooos) | 99.99 | 97% | 2018-02-19 |
| 4773. | Andrew (andrew69314) | 99.96 | 99% | 2020-08-12 |
| 4774. | lfta (lfta) | 99.95 | 97% | 2026-02-19 |
| 4775. | Foasic (xrcutioner) | 99.95 | 97% | 2018-04-08 |
| 4776. | . (ryium) | 99.95 | 96% | 2018-10-13 |
| 4777. | Axel (sector7) | 99.95 | 99% | 2022-02-04 |
| 4778. | shaf (enzo1456) | 99.95 | 96.2% | 2023-10-13 |
| 4779. | Adi (adistancu1024) | 99.94 | 96% | 2018-07-24 |
| 4780. | Rearia (rearia) | 99.93 | 96% | 2018-07-18 |
| 4781. | fffd (fffd) | 99.93 | 98% | 2025-06-09 |
| 4782. | Vasco (vascof) | 99.93 | 99% | 2019-07-30 |
| 4783. | susan (kf7hdw) | 99.93 | 99% | 2019-10-24 |
| 4784. | Im not a country (taiwankim) | 99.92 | 96% | 2022-07-15 |
| 4785. | Malagasy_Typer (bradthegoat69) | 99.92 | 97.7% | 2023-06-25 |
| 4786. | Suikyo (suikyo) | 99.92 | 98.5% | 2023-11-12 |
| 4787. | heisvi (bobbytes) | 99.91 | 97.6% | 2023-09-23 |
| 4788. | Drews (drwsmnlpg) | 99.91 | 98% | 2021-12-08 |
| 4789. | Josh (debstep142) | 99.91 | 97.4% | 2023-09-26 |
| 4790. | Tina (tinangu272) | 99.91 | 97% | 2025-11-17 |
| 4791. | ben (risns) | 99.91 | 97% | 2020-11-12 |
| 4792. | Olu (olubean) | 99.90 | 98% | 2022-10-14 |
| 4793. | Josh (typingmasterjosh) | 99.90 | 97% | 2017-12-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 41,873 | 83.42 | August 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 53 | 101.45 | January 9, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 93.16 | May 3, 2021 |
| New English Texts | 2 | 97.97 | May 24, 2022 |