Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2297. | (jiggacherio) | 110.70 | — | 2011-03-03 |
| 2298. | (speedkicks) | 110.70 | 94% | 2014-07-31 |
| 2299. | (furyofnasa) | 110.69 | 96% | 2015-09-26 |
| 2300. | (samphippen) | 110.69 | — | 2010-11-22 |
| 2301. | (tortoise) | 110.69 | — | 2008-08-16 |
| 2302. | (lideeuhh) | 110.69 | 94% | 2012-01-27 |
| 2303. | (paolo321) | 110.67 | 99% | 2022-06-02 |
| 2304. | (tomcolemak) | 110.65 | 98% | 2020-01-23 |
| 2305. | flakjac dvorak (flakjac2) | 110.64 | 96% | 2019-06-04 |
| 2306. | mine (diamondminer939) | 110.64 | 98% | 2021-04-15 |
| 2307. | Carmel (m_carmel) | 110.63 | 99% | 2019-11-10 |
| 2308. | Serious (serious) | 110.61 | — | 2008-12-19 |
| 2309. | joshua rose 🇵🇸 (joshu... | 110.61 | 97% | 2022-03-07 |
| 2310. | (ryan647) | 110.58 | — | 2009-03-17 |
| 2311. | (magzter) | 110.58 | 97% | 2013-11-07 |
| 2312. | (neihs) | 110.58 | 99% | 2021-10-26 |
| 2313. | (albacus) | 110.57 | 99% | 2017-06-07 |
| 2314. | (variousbagels) | 110.57 | 99% | 2013-03-08 |
| 2315. | (lyrrax) | 110.56 | 94% | 2015-01-28 |
| 2316. | Adrian (adrian) | 110.55 | — | 2008-08-29 |
| 2317. | (hammondjx) | 110.52 | — | 2009-07-15 |
| 2318. | (0816seung) | 110.50 | 93% | 2015-06-09 |
| 2319. | TheOneWhoMustBeNamed (bk1021) | 110.50 | 98% | 2020-01-14 |
| 2320. | Joel (joelthesuperior) | 110.49 | 95% | 2021-09-11 |
| 2321. | (robedigiov) | 110.49 | 99% | 2012-11-15 |
| 2322. | Seth (zeffer) | 110.49 | 94% | 2016-09-17 |
| 2323. | (_rolin) | 110.49 | 98% | 2023-01-30 |
| 2324. | (justin48228) | 110.48 | — | 2009-04-04 |
| 2325. | (kyeavnign) | 110.48 | 97% | 2017-05-01 |
| 2326. | ckla (cutscene1543) | 110.48 | 99% | 2022-10-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |