So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 27326. | (guner) | 56.38 | — | 2009-07-22 |
| 27327. | George (g3orgeg1) | 56.37 | 94% | 2021-03-30 |
| 27328. | (nurrifaie) | 56.37 | 95% | 2021-03-06 |
| 27329. | (rixilius) | 56.37 | 94% | 2011-10-05 |
| 27330. | (vungvk) | 56.37 | — | 2009-09-18 |
| 27331. | (dryman) | 56.37 | — | 2009-12-22 |
| 27332. | Radoslav (padoto07) | 56.36 | 92% | 2021-11-11 |
| 27333. | (cablemp4) | 56.36 | 94% | 2021-09-02 |
| 27334. | (shishira1203) | 56.35 | 94% | 2021-04-23 |
| 27335. | (xfg0) | 56.35 | 95% | 2015-03-03 |
| 27336. | (jundekkkkk) | 56.35 | 94% | 2021-03-04 |
| 27337. | (markiz) | 56.35 | 93% | 2021-01-20 |
| 27338. | gustr (gustr) | 56.35 | 91% | 2012-05-04 |
| 27339. | (cathia07) | 56.35 | 94% | 2020-01-17 |
| 27340. | rose (gultuna) | 56.35 | — | 2008-11-28 |
| 27341. | (cmkl85) | 56.35 | 97% | 2015-06-18 |
| 27342. | (cozzapie) | 56.34 | — | 2010-03-31 |
| 27343. | (niko_colemak) | 56.34 | 92% | 2022-05-23 |
| 27344. | (ldkfn) | 56.34 | 98% | 2023-08-29 |
| 27345. | (1sreng) | 56.34 | 90% | 2015-11-17 |
| 27346. | (bibeknam) | 56.34 | 91% | 2013-07-23 |
| 27347. | (jchen1923) | 56.34 | 93% | 2016-11-11 |
| 27348. | (suraj10) | 56.34 | 94% | 2022-12-31 |
| 27349. | vivek (vc8bp) | 56.34 | 96.6% | 2023-07-13 |
| 27350. | (jmm_1) | 56.34 | 98% | 2021-06-07 |
| 27351. | (sherekahn) | 56.34 | 89% | 2012-05-02 |
| 27352. | Any (varimon) | 56.34 | — | 2009-10-17 |
| 27353. | (aketchmouse) | 56.33 | 90% | 2014-03-21 |
| 27354. | (enkronidus) | 56.33 | 89% | 2013-05-30 |
| 27355. | (hirumasan) | 56.33 | 92% | 2011-09-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |