So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 17302. | get_pip3d (wwerner11) | 72.56 | 96% | 2022-10-24 |
| 17303. | Zakir (z_slayer) | 72.56 | 98% | 2022-08-16 |
| 17304. | Aryan (harebannog) | 72.56 | 97% | 2022-10-04 |
| 17305. | Geeky (yashwantkrishna) | 72.56 | 97% | 2021-05-19 |
| 17306. | Zhandos (zhandos) | 72.56 | 97% | 2018-01-22 |
| 17307. | Ritchie (rcai) | 72.56 | 97% | 2013-12-14 |
| 17308. | Nehal (nehaldamania) | 72.56 | 97% | 2014-11-01 |
| 17309. | rimpk (rimpk) | 72.55 | 95% | 2021-04-28 |
| 17310. | Toxic (toxicbaby3000) | 72.55 | 96% | 2021-10-30 |
| 17311. | Hossen (galacticcheese1) | 72.55 | 96% | 2021-02-19 |
| 17312. | Vickey (vickey19hunk2007@gm... | 72.55 | 92% | 2013-07-24 |
| 17313. | Jacob (grydholt) | 72.55 | 96% | 2013-10-15 |
| 17314. | yukihugo (yukihugo) | 72.54 | 94% | 2020-12-29 |
| 17315. | Brian (bsonde) | 72.54 | 96% | 2022-10-27 |
| 17316. | anatoly (tolya) | 72.54 | 97% | 2017-05-11 |
| 17317. | Goose (gooseybumps) | 72.54 | 92% | 2015-10-13 |
| 17318. | Mikkel (micc2) | 72.53 | 96% | 2021-04-26 |
| 17319. | Gurman (khasla_1) | 72.53 | 98% | 2022-01-20 |
| 17320. | Hassaan (hassaan0180) | 72.53 | 99% | 2021-11-21 |
| 17321. | XDXDXDXD (nexxan) | 72.53 | 87% | 2016-11-05 |
| 17322. | Art (vargtro) | 72.53 | 93% | 2016-05-11 |
| 17323. | maria (trebol) | 72.53 | — | 2010-04-03 |
| 17324. | Steven (mercatres) | 72.53 | 95% | 2014-10-06 |
| 17325. | Sahil (sahil_sa) | 72.52 | 98% | 2022-07-20 |
| 17326. | mrghost (mrghost) | 72.52 | 96% | 2014-06-30 |
| 17327. | korn (itthikorn777) | 72.52 | 95% | 2022-07-27 |
| 17328. | RAEES AHMAD (raees) | 72.52 | — | 2009-06-26 |
| 17329. | Bryan (bryanoncolemak) | 72.52 | 95% | 2013-01-31 |
| 17330. | Coco (bamboo82) | 72.51 | 97% | 2013-12-14 |
| 17331. | practice (18362aa) | 72.51 | 90% | 2016-10-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |