So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5132. | Sam (pulsefactor) | 98.38 | 98% | 2023-06-19 |
| 5133. | Harwinder (honeyageraccxr) | 98.38 | 98% | 2017-03-03 |
| 5134. | SKTom (sktom) | 98.37 | — | 2009-01-21 |
| 5135. | Arouthiunoff (arouthiunoff) | 98.36 | 97.7% | 2023-09-02 |
| 5136. | Deborah the (deborahthedest... | 98.36 | 98% | 2020-02-14 |
| 5137. | Alper (alper2good) | 98.36 | 96% | 2019-04-10 |
| 5138. | Nick (xsagacious) | 98.36 | — | 2010-03-13 |
| 5139. | Randy (wolfrayne) | 98.36 | 100% | 2013-04-17 |
| 5140. | imnotArt (winthenet) | 98.35 | 93% | 2014-05-23 |
| 5141. | notdallas (jjthot) | 98.35 | 98% | 2022-05-31 |
| 5142. | Saito (saito) | 98.35 | — | 2009-01-20 |
| 5143. | CollagenMaxxingIncel (colla... | 98.34 | 96% | 2020-07-21 |
| 5144. | Kaizero (kaizero) | 98.34 | 91% | 2017-04-04 |
| 5145. | Saima (raspin) | 98.33 | 95% | 2015-02-17 |
| 5146. | Isaac (inied) | 98.33 | 98% | 2021-04-18 |
| 5147. | Kumaran (kum1904) | 98.33 | — | 2010-02-23 |
| 5148. | Vardan (vardan) | 98.31 | 96% | 2012-08-03 |
| 5149. | Storytime (sharlo) | 98.31 | 98% | 2020-03-12 |
| 5150. | Aum (aum123) | 98.31 | — | 2010-11-04 |
| 5151. | Pi (xnpi) | 98.30 | 92% | 2014-07-23 |
| 5152. | seitenshineko (nekohime) | 98.30 | 92% | 2014-04-29 |
| 5153. | ssj4gogeta (ssj4gogeta) | 98.30 | 97% | 2013-08-08 |
| 5154. | Mitchell (mitchpaglia) | 98.30 | 94% | 2016-02-05 |
| 5155. | Turnine (therobot99) | 98.29 | 99% | 2018-02-21 |
| 5156. | Majestic42 (majestic42) | 98.29 | 98% | 2021-02-03 |
| 5157. | Christian (minwoo89) | 98.29 | 100% | 2013-12-08 |
| 5158. | Jashan (jashaan) | 98.29 | 96% | 2016-04-30 |
| 5159. | Krista (divchyna) | 98.29 | — | 2011-04-06 |
| 5160. | Peter (peterjs21) | 98.28 | 80% | 2013-05-06 |
| 5161. | Hen (sharoop) | 98.28 | 89% | 2016-01-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |