If you want to save yourself the ticket price, go into the kitchen, cue up a male choir singing the music of hell, and get a kid to start banging pots and pans together. Then close your eyes and use your imagination.
—from A Horrible Experience of Unbearable Length, a book by Roger Ebert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10769. | Toaster (incur) | 92.49 | 98% | 2019-06-01 |
| 10770. | Eric (draydere) | 92.49 | 97% | 2022-10-27 |
| 10771. | Thomas (thead9) | 92.49 | 98% | 2022-12-20 |
| 10772. | Nichole (nboise) | 92.49 | 99% | 2020-05-19 |
| 10773. | Alisha (alishamastered) | 92.49 | 98% | 2018-08-06 |
| 10774. | Pumpking (rawter007) | 92.48 | 97% | 2021-02-26 |
| 10775. | Benji (bunsandpups) | 92.48 | 96% | 2022-12-18 |
| 10776. | Ijinead567 (ijinead567) | 92.48 | 97.2% | 2024-04-14 |
| 10777. | Joshua (joshque) | 92.48 | 97.1% | 2025-04-08 |
| 10778. | David (wdnch) | 92.48 | 98% | 2022-07-28 |
| 10779. | Ninekit (ninekit) | 92.47 | 99% | 2021-07-17 |
| 10780. | (gdkmert) | 92.47 | 95.7% | 2025-04-15 |
| 10781. | shantanu (shantothegreat) | 92.47 | 99% | 2022-02-24 |
| 10782. | Shiwei (dsw260) | 92.47 | 98% | 2017-11-23 |
| 10783. | Derpa (detailperpix) | 92.46 | 95% | 2022-04-21 |
| 10784. | Tyrone (chidorimove) | 92.46 | 96% | 2021-09-10 |
| 10785. | vamsi (vamsivadrevu) | 92.45 | 98% | 2020-12-08 |
| 10786. | Thocc is Bad (mirakoolz) | 92.45 | 99% | 2023-09-20 |
| 10787. | deicius (vantaclock) | 92.45 | 98% | 2021-01-21 |
| 10788. | Chan Wei (chanwei94) | 92.44 | 97.9% | 2025-02-07 |
| 10789. | jim (jimbosenior) | 92.44 | 96% | 2021-10-12 |
| 10790. | John (flux1101) | 92.44 | 97% | 2022-12-01 |
| 10791. | Shan (shan69420) | 92.44 | 97% | 2021-05-18 |
| 10792. | Chaitanya (enpitsu_k) | 92.43 | 99.5% | 2023-07-09 |
| 10793. | LeggoMyEggo84 (leggomyeggo84) | 92.43 | 99% | 2024-09-04 |
| 10794. | Spaceburrito (spaceburrito) | 92.43 | 97% | 2021-09-01 |
| 10795. | senturyo (senturyo) | 92.42 | 97.5% | 2024-02-26 |
| 10796. | Ecks (ryldd) | 92.42 | 96% | 2018-05-03 |
| 10797. | Apoorv Singhal (sasuke232) | 92.42 | 96% | 2022-12-27 |
| 10798. | BAREFA (barefa) | 92.41 | 98% | 2025-09-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 46,769 | 90.00 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 148 | 96.12 | December 10, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 3 | 89.50 | July 4, 2021 |