I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3075. | Solo Typing Tutor 8 Dvorak ... | 109.56 | 98% | 2017-12-15 |
| 3076. | (￣ｰ￣) (zenresia) | 109.54 | 98% | 2017-06-28 |
| 3077. | n8 (ttensu) | 109.53 | 98% | 2023-12-09 |
| 3078. | Rektifier (rekty) | 109.53 | 98% | 2019-06-03 |
| 3079. | Kio (kaiten2005) | 109.53 | 98% | 2023-07-01 |
| 3080. | Donald (dhonuill) | 109.53 | 98.7% | 2021-02-27 |
| 3081. | Yuji (gugox10) | 109.53 | 95% | 2016-12-28 |
| 3082. | ocean man (clickbaitt) | 109.52 | 98% | 2022-12-10 |
| 3083. | Alex (grazingsheep) | 109.52 | 99% | 2018-01-29 |
| 3084. | Dion T Lynch (dionlynch2424) | 109.51 | 96% | 2023-11-28 |
| 3085. | Ai (aibah) | 109.49 | 98% | 2022-07-07 |
| 3086. | toomuchdog (kevin2041) | 109.49 | 94% | 2016-07-09 |
| 3087. | Kyyyle (pistol0207) | 109.47 | 97% | 2019-08-13 |
| 3088. | woomboo (woomboo) | 109.47 | 98% | 2018-08-21 |
| 3089. | Earlvin (earlvin14) | 109.46 | 98% | 2021-06-24 |
| 3090. | ДЕБИЛАНА ТОТАЛ... | 109.45 | 97% | 2026-02-11 |
| 3091. | Mike (msa17) | 109.43 | 97.8% | 2024-02-22 |
| 3092. | David (heltharion) | 109.43 | 98% | 2021-03-25 |
| 3093. | JJ (japie4life) | 109.43 | 96% | 2016-09-21 |
| 3094. | Cosmic (aji3) | 109.43 | 99% | 2022-03-20 |
| 3095. | Philip (vanp) | 109.43 | 94% | 2015-07-07 |
| 3096. | Chi (chiphan1993) | 109.42 | 99% | 2021-01-06 |
| 3097. | mpu (mpu1) | 109.39 | 96% | 2018-04-02 |
| 3098. | Rony (ravneet_b) | 109.38 | 99% | 2025-09-02 |
| 3099. | Greg (greg09) | 109.38 | 98% | 2018-01-06 |
| 3100. | Welcome to Taiwan™, the b... | 109.37 | 99% | 2025-06-17 |
| 3101. | Kenneth (kennethwang14) | 109.37 | 95% | 2023-05-08 |
| 3102. | Henry (henryliuser1) | 109.35 | 98% | 2019-10-30 |
| 3103. | Wyz (wyzzard123) | 109.35 | 97% | 2015-07-22 |
| 3104. | aspekt (_aspekt) | 109.31 | 96.8% | 2024-10-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |