So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13499. | Tiddy (tiddytwister) | 79.09 | 95% | 2021-12-13 |
| 13500. | Rick (1rick) | 79.09 | 97% | 2011-07-29 |
| 13501. | Chase (xzenergy) | 79.08 | 96% | 2016-06-04 |
| 13502. | Ally (cloneboy99) | 79.07 | 95% | 2015-03-29 |
| 13503. | Sourav (yashsaha555) | 79.07 | 98% | 2021-08-01 |
| 13504. | kraken (pronto1) | 79.07 | 97% | 2022-07-02 |
| 13505. | Jason (quakers) | 79.07 | 98% | 2017-09-08 |
| 13506. | Seth (arcc016) | 79.06 | 97% | 2019-09-24 |
| 13507. | Alex (alex_ofl) | 79.06 | 99% | 2022-12-21 |
| 13508. | Oleg (braga01) | 79.06 | 97% | 2017-06-23 |
| 13509. | COMA (comaone) | 79.06 | — | 2008-12-22 |
| 13510. | Jonsel (collapz) | 79.06 | 97% | 2019-05-04 |
| 13511. | Patrick (pmahones) | 79.06 | 94% | 2014-07-02 |
| 13512. | Young (a7ive) | 79.05 | 99% | 2021-03-01 |
| 13513. | Mr. (jayskeels) | 79.05 | 97% | 2015-01-28 |
| 13514. | silverEyed (silvereyed) | 79.05 | — | 2010-04-23 |
| 13515. | Slim (avietnamesedude) | 79.04 | 97% | 2016-02-16 |
| 13516. | Guang (bestwillcui) | 79.04 | 94% | 2014-06-08 |
| 13517. | Philip (vanp) | 79.04 | — | 2010-03-13 |
| 13518. | Sothon (sothon) | 79.03 | 98.5% | 2021-01-29 |
| 13519. | Ronald (ronladred) | 79.03 | 97% | 2016-07-05 |
| 13520. | »»════SACHIN™... | 79.03 | 98% | 2013-11-16 |
| 13521. | Mozammel (mozammel) | 79.03 | 95% | 2016-03-25 |
| 13522. | Veronica (afdavis) | 79.03 | 98% | 2013-09-16 |
| 13523. | NeverQuitted (neverquitted) | 79.02 | 97% | 2022-04-11 |
| 13524. | Pochiii (pochiii) | 79.02 | 96% | 2023-07-08 |
| 13525. | And (andzer0) | 79.02 | 97% | 2022-03-30 |
| 13526. | niceu (nice_u) | 79.02 | 98% | 2021-01-14 |
| 13527. | Will (smoothwillyd) | 79.02 | 96.9% | 2023-10-27 |
| 13528. | Maximilian (socanyou) | 79.02 | 93% | 2013-01-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |