So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10469. | tnagumo (tnagumo) | 84.72 | 94% | 2015-12-28 |
| 10470. | Samadhan Jadhav (samadhan) | 84.71 | 92% | 2016-08-08 |
| 10471. | Alexa (wasabiflake) | 84.71 | 96% | 2022-01-31 |
| 10472. | Paul (randomnoob1) | 84.71 | 96% | 2013-04-26 |
| 10473. | Bbarry (g3xz0r) | 84.71 | 91% | 2016-05-04 |
| 10474. | typemonster (sophus0308) | 84.71 | 92% | 2015-12-12 |
| 10475. | sussy (rikusorax) | 84.70 | 84% | 2015-02-16 |
| 10476. | Alex (alq231089) | 84.70 | 98% | 2016-08-26 |
| 10477. | ♞-✩ṕẢrtiDả-♞ (J... | 84.70 | 100% | 2013-08-02 |
| 10478. | LeBaby (funnypoopyeater) | 84.69 | 94% | 2022-01-31 |
| 10479. | chaitanya (chaitgpt) | 84.69 | 96% | 2023-04-12 |
| 10480. | Pasin (_hello_world) | 84.69 | 96% | 2023-09-15 |
| 10481. | Saulo (saulom) | 84.69 | 98% | 2012-10-23 |
| 10482. | dog (doglord) | 84.69 | 97% | 2017-09-13 |
| 10483. | qkxwsm (tisnjh) | 84.69 | 94% | 2014-05-20 |
| 10484. | s_o_p_h_i_e (s_o_p_h_i_e) | 84.69 | 94% | 2014-08-04 |
| 10485. | djandrock (djandrock) | 84.68 | 94% | 2016-03-30 |
| 10486. | Riggy (rigorodolico) | 84.68 | 97% | 2022-01-24 |
| 10487. | Mako (mrak) | 84.68 | 92% | 2013-08-28 |
| 10488. | ♫♪Luiz Santos♣ (vaninho) | 84.68 | 94% | 2015-02-19 |
| 10489. | Stephanie (st133169) | 84.68 | — | 2011-03-23 |
| 10490. | Amanda (amandarebecca88) | 84.68 | 98% | 2014-12-10 |
| 10491. | Liz (liasokol) | 84.67 | 90% | 2016-01-20 |
| 10492. | Jason (jasonauk) | 84.67 | — | 2009-04-08 |
| 10493. | Jon (theharb) | 84.67 | 95% | 2011-07-01 |
| 10494. | Mr.Blizzard (mrblizzard) | 84.67 | 97% | 2022-03-08 |
| 10495. | Dopey (dopedabest) | 84.67 | 98% | 2023-03-01 |
| 10496. | polar (polarbright) | 84.67 | 98% | 2011-07-01 |
| 10497. | Jon (zigzagtag) | 84.67 | 96% | 2011-10-12 |
| 10498. | teh poeple (mike25u) | 84.67 | 95% | 2017-01-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |