And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 33986. | Uriel (avensky) | 55.64 | 92% | 2016-01-09 |
| 33987. | Invisible (mrspoopybuttholes) | 55.64 | 95% | 2022-03-24 |
| 33988. | Alex (coolasian) | 55.64 | 93% | 2014-02-04 |
| 33989. | Lucas (lucas_69) | 55.63 | 94% | 2018-05-25 |
| 33990. | COMPITITOR (compititor) | 55.63 | 96% | 2023-08-25 |
| 33991. | asim (asimaf4u) | 55.63 | — | 2009-08-07 |
| 33992. | manoj (jatinswami) | 55.63 | 97% | 2014-05-02 |
| 33993. | Nam (stephano) | 55.63 | 89% | 2013-01-02 |
| 33994. | Mrinmoy (mrinmoyss) | 55.63 | 97% | 2019-08-28 |
| 33995. | Charles (charles0420) | 55.63 | 95% | 2013-04-09 |
| 33996. | Chris (pigmalion) | 55.62 | 90% | 2016-03-06 |
| 33997. | Stuart (syaffa) | 55.62 | — | 2010-04-28 |
| 33998. | Reusable Cloud 9 (ps014) | 55.62 | 87% | 2014-04-16 |
| 33999. | Natxy (natxy) | 55.62 | — | 2008-12-22 |
| 34000. | anas (hope21) | 55.61 | 95% | 2021-03-04 |
| 34001. | Dzulfikar (dzulfikaraf) | 55.61 | 93% | 2016-05-08 |
| 34002. | An (vnma) | 55.60 | — | 2010-05-02 |
| 34003. | Czk (sky05) | 55.60 | 90% | 2012-09-19 |
| 34004. | JD (e4t_my_du5t) | 55.60 | 97% | 2021-01-08 |
| 34005. | Zeffaryon (zeffaryon) | 55.60 | 94.9% | 2021-02-09 |
| 34006. | vani (vanii) | 55.60 | 98% | 2013-03-14 |
| 34007. | Norf (black_norfolk) | 55.60 | 95% | 2023-08-30 |
| 34008. | Sang (nhs89) | 55.59 | 98% | 2012-01-25 |
| 34009. | mehr (mehr) | 55.59 | — | 2008-12-29 |
| 34010. | diep vien 007 (diepvien007) | 55.59 | — | 2010-09-16 |
| 34011. | Kevin (thekevinator) | 55.59 | 92% | 2016-04-11 |
| 34012. | Manish (manish_89) | 55.59 | 95% | 2021-06-04 |
| 34013. | nam (nam402mth) | 55.58 | — | 2009-08-11 |
| 34014. | CheriyAy (cheriyay) | 55.58 | 95% | 2020-11-17 |
| 34015. | Shadab (shadabsarvar) | 55.58 | 96% | 2020-08-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |