Ahem. Pardon me, but the point of this afternoon is to pretend that you might one day make a valuable contribution to society. Perhaps you could play along. For example, Ms. Polk, you might want to look into journalism, which is a profession where they actually pay people to be cynical and disaffected.
—from Joan of Arcadia, a other by Barbara Hall
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5232. | Mathew (traoremathew) | 51.36 | 96% | 2018-10-19 |
| 5233. | Regulus ❄ (yo_yo_honey_si... | 51.36 | 95% | 2020-10-19 |
| 5234. | PkPenguin (pkpenguin) | 51.35 | 94% | 2020-04-16 |
| 5235. | IPA101 (ipa101) | 51.34 | 95% | 2020-12-04 |
| 5236. | niels (niels1) | 51.33 | 94% | 2018-11-04 |
| 5237. | Asif (asif04) | 51.33 | 95% | 2018-07-09 |
| 5238. | berserker02 (berserker02) | 51.32 | 95% | 2020-10-02 |
| 5239. | Juls (slowtyperbelike) | 51.32 | 96% | 2020-11-13 |
| 5240. | cuhupro (cuhupro) | 51.32 | 97% | 2019-01-09 |
| 5241. | 1337 (dotnet) | 51.31 | 95% | 2020-08-10 |
| 5242. | Yoav (yoajm) | 51.31 | 91% | 2020-12-18 |
| 5243. | Lolitus (yourlolioverlord) | 51.30 | 92% | 2018-08-31 |
| 5244. | Anmol (anmolgup) | 51.29 | 93% | 2019-07-09 |
| 5245. | Varenuk (varenuk) | 51.29 | 95% | 2018-05-28 |
| 5246. | Ian (bgmad) | 51.26 | 96% | 2019-01-05 |
| 5247. | pentium (pentiumiii) | 51.25 | 95% | 2019-10-16 |
| 5248. | Michel (pogpogpoggers) | 51.21 | 95% | 2020-10-20 |
| 5249. | Reuben (vandr) | 51.21 | 97% | 2018-02-26 |
| 5250. | Mouse (atypingmouse) | 51.20 | 94% | 2018-08-22 |
| 5251. | AngieIro (angieiro) | 51.20 | 96% | 2018-04-21 |
| 5252. | Himanshu (himanshu_sahni) | 51.18 | 96% | 2018-08-08 |
| 5253. | Chase (szgkarnage) | 51.14 | 96% | 2019-01-09 |
| 5254. | Nagy (nagyboti) | 51.14 | 93% | 2020-03-11 |
| 5255. | Dimitris (mitsolee) | 51.13 | 95% | 2020-03-28 |
| 5256. | hat (fastasfuq) | 51.12 | 95% | 2018-12-02 |
| 5257. | Pedro (imbadathis) | 51.11 | 96% | 2020-01-17 |
| 5258. | Tabitha (teaarebee) | 51.11 | 96% | 2018-10-09 |
| 5259. | Mat (dragondrawer) | 51.10 | 94% | 2020-12-06 |
| 5260. | Rahil (prplplay) | 51.08 | 98% | 2020-07-25 |
| 5261. | Joseph (mwita7) | 51.07 | 96% | 2020-10-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,476 | 78.90 | February 14, 2018 |
| Instant Death Mode | 16 | 88.17 | December 8, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 15 | 64.02 | August 16, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 37.20 | January 1, 2024 |