Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5463. | yuh (peepeepoopoo123) | 55.77 | 97% | 2020-04-19 |
| 5464. | Latech064 (latech064) | 55.73 | 95% | 2018-01-05 |
| 5465. | Nishi (nishi_key) | 55.73 | 96% | 2020-11-30 |
| 5466. | Eliot (seminyoon1) | 55.72 | 95% | 2019-02-06 |
| 5467. | Joel (leoijii) | 55.71 | 94% | 2020-11-24 |
| 5468. | gog (guanquan) | 55.70 | 97% | 2018-10-05 |
| 5469. | benjamin (benjamindino) | 55.69 | 98% | 2018-01-30 |
| 5470. | Botanic (botanic) | 55.69 | 96% | 2017-11-04 |
| 5471. | Tal (tkalderon) | 55.63 | 96% | 2019-02-01 |
| 5472. | Melius (melius) | 55.63 | 96% | 2020-09-14 |
| 5473. | ItsTurbo (itsturbo) | 55.62 | 97% | 2020-01-03 |
| 5474. | Hamza (hamstared) | 55.61 | 93% | 2019-04-02 |
| 5475. | Seth (bluesuperglue) | 55.61 | 97% | 2017-07-25 |
| 5476. | El (el_mago) | 55.60 | 95% | 2020-09-06 |
| 5477. | SukyColemak (sukythedog) | 55.59 | 96% | 2020-09-26 |
| 5478. | Carlos (crosal2378) | 55.59 | 95% | 2020-12-15 |
| 5479. | Reuben (vandr) | 55.58 | 95% | 2019-03-27 |
| 5480. | a (lugiuno) | 55.56 | 94% | 2019-02-23 |
| 5481. | Marcin (zawadsoon) | 55.55 | 97% | 2017-12-01 |
| 5482. | aspedrosa (aspedrosa) | 55.54 | 95% | 2019-01-09 |
| 5483. | Pri (prii) | 55.53 | 95% | 2020-10-09 |
| 5484. | Darshan (kinghail) | 55.53 | 95% | 2018-01-26 |
| 5485. | Van (motorhobo) | 55.49 | 98% | 2018-11-11 |
| 5486. | chunchunmaru (mr_mystery4896) | 55.49 | 96% | 2018-04-28 |
| 5487. | ROSHAN (rachilies) | 55.48 | 97% | 2020-10-30 |
| 5488. | Cameron (camtypez) | 55.47 | 95% | 2019-03-16 |
| 5489. | Jacob (frazisbest) | 55.46 | 95% | 2018-11-12 |
| 5490. | Ralph (triathreat) | 55.46 | 96% | 2020-10-15 |
| 5491. | Rex_Saltus (rex_saltus) | 55.43 | 94% | 2018-10-02 |
| 5492. | Gui (gonzo_) | 55.42 | 96% | 2018-03-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |