Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 29760. | (dancingoven) | 52.81 | 86% | 2016-08-28 |
| 29761. | Adam (_adam_bomb) | 52.81 | 93% | 2021-08-12 |
| 29762. | nyaan (aur3ri) | 52.81 | 96% | 2022-10-19 |
| 29763. | (aminyousef) | 52.80 | 91% | 2015-10-21 |
| 29764. | (ariobarzan) | 52.80 | 93% | 2015-12-24 |
| 29765. | (barbiegirl) | 52.80 | — | 2009-05-27 |
| 29766. | (jacksaff) | 52.80 | 95% | 2011-08-10 |
| 29767. | (mhossain) | 52.80 | — | 2011-02-27 |
| 29768. | (saurabh_bhan) | 52.80 | 94% | 2015-11-02 |
| 29769. | (mewx) | 52.80 | 93% | 2016-09-13 |
| 29770. | (gustavolerner) | 52.80 | 96% | 2017-06-05 |
| 29771. | (aatwood) | 52.80 | 91% | 2011-08-15 |
| 29772. | (akash__) | 52.80 | 94.1% | 2021-02-15 |
| 29773. | (sandra_types) | 52.80 | 95.8% | 2021-02-19 |
| 29774. | Razvan (bratan) | 52.80 | 99% | 2020-05-06 |
| 29775. | (skinnynerd) | 52.80 | 97.3% | 2023-09-21 |
| 29776. | Vanessa (van_van) | 52.79 | — | 2010-05-11 |
| 29777. | matasa (matat) | 52.79 | 94% | 2012-04-19 |
| 29778. | (bedir_) | 52.79 | 95.9% | 2021-01-28 |
| 29779. | (gjasnowski) | 52.79 | 97% | 2020-09-11 |
| 29780. | (ivannn_e) | 52.79 | 95% | 2021-01-18 |
| 29781. | Rinnouk (rinnouk) | 52.79 | 97% | 2023-10-22 |
| 29782. | mmcblk (mmcblk) | 52.79 | 97% | 2016-02-27 |
| 29783. | Rafal (rafcio) | 52.78 | — | 2009-01-29 |
| 29784. | (erasmusmustcome) | 52.78 | 96% | 2018-07-08 |
| 29785. | Hain (crosstoon) | 52.78 | 93% | 2012-12-30 |
| 29786. | (leanne1) | 52.78 | 94% | 2012-08-31 |
| 29787. | (wettissue666) | 52.78 | 95% | 2023-09-24 |
| 29788. | (cb_cabral) | 52.78 | 96% | 2022-05-12 |
| 29789. | (cotcac) | 52.77 | 97% | 2011-05-31 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |