The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 26497. | Cody (cody252) | 60.76 | 91% | 2012-11-09 |
| 26498. | Crazyfoxxy (crazyfoxxy) | 60.76 | 94% | 2017-01-07 |
| 26499. | Troccola (fx02929) | 60.75 | 95% | 2021-05-07 |
| 26500. | (2awsm4u) | 60.75 | 96% | 2020-10-13 |
| 26501. | (griever) | 60.75 | — | 2009-05-08 |
| 26502. | (ahmad_bin_usman) | 60.75 | 98% | 2013-10-22 |
| 26503. | Altair (altairjapan) | 60.74 | 94% | 2023-06-30 |
| 26504. | (hippyman27) | 60.74 | — | 2010-05-29 |
| 26505. | (markian2315) | 60.73 | 93% | 2020-07-07 |
| 26506. | (evelapir_73) | 60.73 | 97% | 2023-05-26 |
| 26507. | Ted (icydgx) | 60.73 | 98% | 2023-08-21 |
| 26508. | (likkon_maddik) | 60.73 | 96.5% | 2023-09-29 |
| 26509. | JOPAILLE (jopaille) | 60.73 | 95% | 2021-06-22 |
| 26510. | 彡 ᴏᴏʏᴏᴏ 彡 (ooyoo) | 60.73 | 97% | 2018-08-24 |
| 26511. | (maverik) | 60.73 | — | 2009-07-13 |
| 26512. | (khurram123) | 60.73 | 94% | 2013-10-23 |
| 26513. | t11h (t111h) | 60.72 | 96% | 2023-04-07 |
| 26514. | (jabs5) | 60.72 | 94% | 2023-03-18 |
| 26515. | awa (rotibakarkeju) | 60.72 | 97% | 2022-06-08 |
| 26516. | (ajeetk) | 60.72 | 94% | 2015-03-18 |
| 26517. | (theferal) | 60.72 | 93% | 2021-04-08 |
| 26518. | Vanessa (van_van) | 60.72 | — | 2010-05-11 |
| 26519. | Mithral (mithral) | 60.72 | 98% | 2017-08-03 |
| 26520. | (saurabh_bhan) | 60.72 | 94% | 2016-03-08 |
| 26521. | Anoop (anoop_programmer) | 60.72 | — | 2009-09-16 |
| 26522. | anif (slow_pianist) | 60.71 | 95% | 2020-12-13 |
| 26523. | Joseph Gabriel (thespellbin... | 60.71 | 95% | 2022-03-31 |
| 26524. | Khalid (khalid_no0r) | 60.71 | 97% | 2023-02-02 |
| 26525. | (hasadboii) | 60.71 | 95% | 2022-01-12 |
| 26526. | Ceramic (caleb_2000) | 60.71 | 94% | 2020-03-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |