So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 30551. | Supernova (binayakch90) | 51.70 | 89% | 2013-07-22 |
| 30552. | Jackson (jackofallspades) | 51.70 | 95.9% | 2021-02-17 |
| 30553. | Ferrari (typeracer333) | 51.70 | 90% | 2011-06-07 |
| 30554. | som (pornnapa) | 51.70 | — | 2010-09-28 |
| 30555. | rajiv (satyamevajayathe) | 51.70 | 91% | 2011-08-18 |
| 30556. | jonathan (jothan) | 51.70 | — | 2009-07-04 |
| 30557. | ZeD (zedox_) | 51.69 | 94% | 2021-04-02 |
| 30558. | Christian Chong (nahc808) | 51.69 | 94.3% | 2023-09-26 |
| 30559. | Tony (descending) | 51.69 | 77% | 2013-01-22 |
| 30560. | Tuyen (rubik2305) | 51.69 | 94% | 2011-08-27 |
| 30561. | Kierra (kierra) | 51.69 | — | 2008-12-29 |
| 30562. | Gagan (ggnbakshi38) | 51.68 | 94% | 2020-10-27 |
| 30563. | Nicholas (jajsiehenso) | 51.68 | 97% | 2022-11-20 |
| 30564. | Tim (steaksauce117) | 51.68 | 95% | 2021-03-14 |
| 30565. | Rohan (rohanius) | 51.68 | 98% | 2011-05-07 |
| 30566. | Cathie (cathie) | 51.68 | 97% | 2012-06-23 |
| 30567. | santiago (smcrmusic) | 51.67 | 91.1% | 2021-02-06 |
| 30568. | Randolf (vampire16) | 51.67 | 86% | 2012-08-24 |
| 30569. | Tommy (richtomfo) | 51.67 | 94% | 2015-12-18 |
| 30570. | Titu (jyotimoydeuri) | 51.66 | 94% | 2023-08-17 |
| 30571. | sk (kasem132) | 51.66 | 96% | 2021-07-02 |
| 30572. | Goblog (goblogsumpah) | 51.66 | 93.7% | 2021-02-16 |
| 30573. | Isaac (soggy_duck) | 51.66 | 95% | 2021-03-03 |
| 30574. | Kai (twobucks83) | 51.66 | 89% | 2013-01-18 |
| 30575. | lol (spartival) | 51.66 | 96% | 2021-01-17 |
| 30576. | Khoa (basicallyok) | 51.65 | 95% | 2020-11-17 |
| 30577. | SANJEEV (p861mars) | 51.65 | 94% | 2021-01-18 |
| 30578. | Steven (steveburrr) | 51.65 | 96% | 2013-12-12 |
| 30579. | alex (alex27) | 51.65 | 98% | 2011-11-17 |
| 30580. | ZH Zaidi (jimmy110) | 51.64 | 98% | 2023-05-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |