The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
269 total characters in this text.
View Pit Stop page for this text
| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8717. | (hash) | 49.22 | — | 2008-12-01 |
| 8718. | (jangole) | 49.21 | 92% | 2012-09-15 |
| 8719. | (umartheking) | 49.21 | 96.1% | 2023-10-24 |
| 8720. | (picicay) | 49.21 | 97% | 2020-04-23 |
| 8721. | (undead) | 49.21 | — | 2008-11-13 |
| 8722. | (roulley) | 49.20 | 97% | 2020-06-09 |
| 8723. | (akash_sharma) | 49.20 | 96% | 2021-10-20 |
| 8724. | (nncrawler) | 49.20 | 94% | 2018-02-16 |
| 8725. | (ankit_4825) | 49.20 | 96.1% | 2023-09-06 |
| 8726. | (dimka_ufo) | 49.20 | 97% | 2013-03-28 |
| 8727. | (jeet786) | 49.20 | 95% | 2011-11-24 |
| 8728. | (itsasalmon) | 49.19 | 95% | 2021-05-03 |
| 8729. | (mike9500) | 49.19 | 94% | 2020-12-08 |
| 8730. | (pawanjha) | 49.19 | 92% | 2017-05-11 |
| 8731. | (dragondraken) | 49.19 | 94% | 2019-11-12 |
| 8732. | (supsr) | 49.19 | 91% | 2015-12-09 |
| 8733. | (chessmaster55) | 49.18 | 97% | 2021-03-19 |
| 8734. | (valstroyer) | 49.18 | 90% | 2017-02-19 |
| 8735. | (fabiolalz) | 49.18 | — | 2009-04-20 |
| 8736. | (yoloswag420x) | 49.17 | 93% | 2012-12-14 |
| 8737. | (david19_) | 49.17 | 95% | 2020-08-28 |
| 8738. | Andrew (andrew32baller) | 49.17 | — | 2010-03-07 |
| 8739. | (gabdvorak) | 49.17 | — | 2010-11-20 |
| 8740. | (bigblackroosters) | 49.17 | — | 2008-10-15 |
| 8741. | (vhirsh12) | 49.16 | 94% | 2013-07-16 |
| 8742. | (allanomalley) | 49.16 | 86% | 2012-08-17 |
| 8743. | (murphy912) | 49.15 | 99% | 2023-04-11 |
| 8744. | (1kara) | 49.15 | 96% | 2017-06-06 |
| 8745. | (yama_ste) | 49.14 | 94% | 2013-10-25 |
| 8746. | (cassavvi) | 49.14 | 94% | 2021-08-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |