Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1989. | Paritosh (paribaba) | 113.23 | 97% | 2012-05-03 |
| 1990. | Karen (victrola) | 113.23 | — | 2009-06-24 |
| 1991. | YaoXPS (yaoxps) | 113.22 | 98% | 2020-04-26 |
| 1992. | Jackie (laserelite) | 113.21 | 99% | 2021-01-21 |
| 1993. | Seb (supa) | 113.20 | — | 2010-06-25 |
| 1994. | Trent (uninterested) | 113.20 | 98% | 2019-02-28 |
| 1995. | Tim (littlesprinklesjersey) | 113.19 | 99.7% | 2021-02-13 |
| 1996. | Diplonicus (johnsadar) | 113.18 | 98% | 2016-08-13 |
| 1997. | Ronnie (ronnie1155) | 113.16 | 98% | 2018-04-11 |
| 1998. | Scott (sglewis) | 113.16 | 94% | 2015-04-10 |
| 1999. | (macieje) | 113.15 | 97% | 2020-12-23 |
| 2000. | rip Byron (agarunov) | 113.13 | 92% | 2014-09-07 |
| 2001. | Benjamin (orangeflyingcow) | 113.13 | 95% | 2013-04-12 |
| 2002. | welp (welpwelp) | 113.13 | 97% | 2016-09-26 |
| 2003. | Fart (chuckster73) | 113.13 | 97% | 2021-12-14 |
| 2004. | (welltwell) | 113.13 | 97% | 2021-08-03 |
| 2005. | Valken (valken) | 113.11 | 96% | 2011-12-18 |
| 2006. | Richard (blueark88) | 113.10 | 97% | 2017-02-04 |
| 2007. | Egg (tantantantantan) | 113.10 | 99% | 2022-10-15 |
| 2008. | Ned (nedfrench) | 113.08 | 96% | 2013-12-18 |
| 2009. | Vall3y (y3llav) | 113.08 | 92% | 2013-03-16 |
| 2010. | foormea (foormea) | 113.07 | — | 2010-09-27 |
| 2011. | vulture (typinguntilcompute... | 113.07 | 98% | 2022-08-13 |
| 2012. | phirtz (phirtz) | 113.06 | 92% | 2014-07-24 |
| 2013. | Khuong (khuongl) | 113.06 | 97% | 2021-08-06 |
| 2014. | MR BREAD 🍞 (mr529) | 113.05 | 99.7% | 2023-06-11 |
| 2015. | Nate (arrogant_footcrab) | 113.03 | 97% | 2020-02-18 |
| 2016. | Brad (brkirby) | 113.02 | 98% | 2013-07-28 |
| 2017. | Ed (esshowtime) | 113.00 | — | 2009-10-22 |
| 2018. | Insy (insy) | 113.00 | — | 2009-06-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |