Look, all I know is what they taught me at command school. There are certain rules about a war. Rule number one is young men die. And rule number two is doctors can't change rule number one.
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8132. | Acetaminophen (savirbaas) | 94.30 | 98% | 2021-01-14 |
| 8133. | Matt (huinerdood) | 94.30 | 98% | 2020-11-24 |
| 8134. | Nicolas (izhkar) | 94.29 | 99% | 2026-02-11 |
| 8135. | Invisible (invisible2506) | 94.29 | 99.5% | 2024-01-11 |
| 8136. | omar mamdouh (omar13213) | 94.29 | 98% | 2024-05-23 |
| 8137. | Emmanuel (khwarz) | 94.29 | 98% | 2021-04-30 |
| 8138. | J (elflaco1) | 94.29 | 98% | 2020-10-02 |
| 8139. | Prum (1sreng) | 94.29 | 98% | 2022-03-04 |
| 8140. | neejer (shiloh_damien) | 94.29 | 98.5% | 2024-09-14 |
| 8141. | Jethro (jethrullah) | 94.29 | 97% | 2023-02-15 |
| 8142. | S (skulltrail) | 94.29 | 96% | 2018-01-16 |
| 8143. | Vikram (vikram031) | 94.28 | 98% | 2017-09-21 |
| 8144. | Emily (emklof92) | 94.26 | 99% | 2023-03-08 |
| 8145. | Roman (ralescano) | 94.26 | 99.5% | 2025-04-14 |
| 8146. | Bill (destroyer_2) | 94.26 | 96.4% | 2025-02-17 |
| 8147. | 🤝🤝 (joejiunn) | 94.26 | 99% | 2021-09-28 |
| 8148. | Doug (doug_rattmann) | 94.25 | 97% | 2024-06-08 |
| 8149. | Luffy (oluffyyyy) | 94.25 | 98% | 2024-02-14 |
| 8150. | Lord (valharius) | 94.25 | 97.3% | 2024-11-20 |
| 8151. | jamcubing (jamcubing) | 94.25 | 99% | 2021-01-26 |
| 8152. | Levi Ortiz (levibro07) | 94.24 | 96% | 2025-09-02 |
| 8153. | kirini (j1b1) | 94.24 | 98% | 2021-03-14 |
| 8154. | Petar (petar030) | 94.24 | 95% | 2023-11-03 |
| 8155. | Janis (vigilante434) | 94.24 | 99% | 2019-06-19 |
| 8156. | Bijay (bijayadhikari) | 94.24 | 97.9% | 2024-01-25 |
| 8157. | Joshua (_f1shy_) | 94.23 | 96% | 2025-11-04 |
| 8158. | Macy Wright (macy_yay) | 94.23 | 100% | 2024-03-07 |
| 8159. | Josh (atypicaltypisttyping) | 94.23 | 97% | 2021-09-17 |
| 8160. | Gushiken (literalynoob1) | 94.23 | 95% | 2025-12-18 |
| 8161. | Miri (youneedcheeses) | 94.22 | 98% | 2019-08-31 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 44,895 | 85.47 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 161 | 91.51 | December 20, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 3 | 124.06 | April 16, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |