As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
13194. | Bruno Paddd (crazytypistkkkj) | 76.32 | 97% | 2023-06-26 |
13195. | Lulu (def__init__) | 76.32 | 98% | 2021-01-11 |
13196. | Icepanda (icepanda501) | 76.31 | 96.9% | 2024-01-22 |
13197. | tung (sontung94) | 76.31 | 97% | 2022-02-25 |
13198. | Paul Bayliss (nutritiousnose) | 76.30 | 96% | 2023-01-09 |
13199. | Elia (eliaecoyote) | 76.30 | 97% | 2021-05-15 |
13200. | antiphon (goodmania) | 76.30 | 99% | 2020-08-05 |
13201. | andy (andyhero) | 76.30 | 97% | 2018-11-28 |
13202. | shiraku (otvxtyper) | 76.29 | 98% | 2021-06-10 |
13203. | KENNETH (happydino) | 76.29 | 97% | 2021-07-06 |
13204. | Sompang (mplegato) | 76.29 | 98% | 2021-05-18 |
13205. | muzakh (muzakkiha) | 76.29 | 97% | 2021-10-09 |
13206. | Paige (jack_hemmings) | 76.28 | 96% | 2020-04-23 |
13207. | Taksa-orn (proudpi) | 76.28 | 99% | 2022-05-02 |
13208. | Guest (nextelement) | 76.28 | 96% | 2015-08-19 |
13209. | Sam (busiclucho) | 76.28 | 98% | 2018-04-13 |
13210. | zxc (idcidcidcidc) | 76.27 | 97% | 2022-02-17 |
13211. | Sachin (popularities) | 76.27 | 87% | 2016-03-20 |
13212. | vinh (kapien) | 76.27 | 98% | 2021-05-13 |
13213. | Robert (lupovolk) | 76.27 | 97% | 2021-01-20 |
13214. | Untitled (titled) | 76.27 | 96% | 2015-10-30 |
13215. | Vald (valdik) | 76.27 | 99% | 2015-08-17 |
13216. | DAMN (imfastafboiiii___) | 76.26 | 96% | 2020-09-21 |
13217. | Scott (sefp) | 76.26 | 99% | 2018-09-04 |
13218. | Siblex (siblex) | 76.26 | 98% | 2016-12-01 |
13219. | Petar (petar030) | 76.26 | 94% | 2022-02-23 |
13220. | uhhhhhh (gtiff71) | 76.26 | 96% | 2020-05-06 |
13221. | aijec (kereste123) | 76.26 | 95% | 2023-07-11 |
13222. | Nils (snils) | 76.25 | 97% | 2022-04-08 |
13223. | ludwigg (froggg) | 76.25 | 96% | 2022-08-26 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |