Ahem. Pardon me, but the point of this afternoon is to pretend that you might one day make a valuable contribution to society. Perhaps you could play along. For example, Ms. Polk, you might want to look into journalism, which is a profession where they actually pay people to be cynical and disaffected.
—from Joan of Arcadia, a other by Barbara Hall
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2574. | EpoPaca (_nkgj) | 80.06 | 97% | 2020-08-29 |
| 2575. | Tobi (tryin_to_improve) | 80.05 | 99% | 2020-02-16 |
| 2576. | B. (epickills03) | 80.04 | 98% | 2020-08-28 |
| 2577. | Gregory (zielg) | 80.04 | 97% | 2020-11-05 |
| 2578. | Md (guestest) | 80.03 | 97% | 2019-01-03 |
| 2579. | Niels (nielsey) | 80.03 | 97% | 2018-12-08 |
| 2580. | Jeff (jep287) | 80.03 | 98% | 2020-09-11 |
| 2581. | K3VIN (bootunstoppable) | 80.01 | 95% | 2018-08-19 |
| 2582. | Daniel (dakynne1) | 79.99 | 95% | 2020-05-09 |
| 2583. | ace (ace567) | 79.98 | 98% | 2020-05-09 |
| 2584. | Yucheol (yucheol) | 79.96 | 97% | 2020-01-25 |
| 2585. | Janis (vigilante434) | 79.95 | 98% | 2019-04-01 |
| 2586. | Justin (justinmpark) | 79.95 | 95% | 2018-12-17 |
| 2587. | Jeremy (jermzzz) | 79.94 | 96% | 2018-03-18 |
| 2588. | Rasta (rastaman_1994) | 79.93 | 100% | 2020-05-25 |
| 2589. | Tio (freakandstein) | 79.92 | 99% | 2020-09-29 |
| 2590. | Vaibhav (vaibhav974) | 79.89 | 97% | 2019-05-09 |
| 2591. | John (thesaltyspatoon) | 79.87 | 98% | 2018-04-16 |
| 2592. | anousa (weebwithadog67) | 79.87 | 96% | 2020-11-26 |
| 2593. | Nani (karlord) | 79.86 | 95% | 2018-06-07 |
| 2594. | G (zger) | 79.85 | 97% | 2020-06-30 |
| 2595. | Nicholas (nicholas_r) | 79.84 | 97% | 2020-04-07 |
| 2596. | I have never lost a single ... | 79.84 | 97% | 2020-07-31 |
| 2597. | Kubalo (kubalo) | 79.82 | 94% | 2020-05-15 |
| 2598. | W (portcityjo) | 79.81 | 98% | 2020-07-15 |
| 2599. | Intruder (mad_sam) | 79.79 | 99% | 2020-07-16 |
| 2600. | trss (trss) | 79.79 | 98% | 2019-06-04 |
| 2601. | Alexandre (speedocubealex) | 79.77 | 99% | 2018-03-23 |
| 2602. | Kevin (kimchioncolemak) | 79.73 | 97% | 2020-10-19 |
| 2603. | Benji (benjibennick) | 79.72 | 98% | 2018-05-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,476 | 78.90 | February 14, 2018 |
| Instant Death Mode | 16 | 88.17 | December 8, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 15 | 64.02 | August 16, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 37.20 | January 1, 2024 |