It's inhuman to serve the same food day after day. The Geneva Convention prohibits the killing of our taste buds! I simply cannot eat the same food day after day. Fish! Liver! Day after day! I've eaten a river of liver and an ocean of fish! I've eaten so much fish I'm ready to grow gills! I've eaten so much liver I can only make love if I'm smothered in bacon and onions! Are we going to stand for this? Are we going to let them do this to us? No, I say NO! We're not going to eat this dreck anymore! We want something else!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3404. | Paxton (pswongaa) | 67.29 | 97% | 2021-08-08 |
| 3405. | Szilu (szilu) | 67.29 | 97% | 2019-10-07 |
| 3406. | 100 wpm (k_trapp) | 67.27 | 97% | 2021-07-31 |
| 3407. | Apoorv (apoorv16) | 67.27 | 97% | 2018-02-28 |
| 3408. | coraline (coraline19) | 67.25 | 97% | 2020-08-17 |
| 3409. | Robertart (robertart) | 67.24 | 96% | 2020-11-14 |
| 3410. | A (stoician) | 67.23 | 97% | 2020-07-11 |
| 3411. | iglo3141 (iglo3141) | 67.20 | 98% | 2020-06-04 |
| 3412. | NekokeN (hr47) | 67.20 | 96% | 2018-01-16 |
| 3413. | Jade (jadezade76) | 67.18 | 94% | 2020-03-09 |
| 3414. | lawdrab (lawdrab) | 67.18 | 95% | 2020-10-08 |
| 3415. | Phillip (pjeong3120) | 67.14 | 97% | 2018-05-29 |
| 3416. | Gina (nannelcam) | 67.13 | 96% | 2018-07-31 |
| 3417. | Nicholas (nolifer1201) | 67.13 | 96% | 2018-01-08 |
| 3418. | Ryan (ryanhz) | 67.13 | 96% | 2020-07-10 |
| 3419. | Jun (jbeom9631) | 67.12 | 96% | 2018-08-28 |
| 3420. | Vab (vaheebee) | 67.11 | 96% | 2020-06-28 |
| 3421. | Reverend Poo Poo Bum (poopy... | 67.11 | 96% | 2020-08-14 |
| 3422. | Vodon (vodon) | 67.10 | 94% | 2018-04-20 |
| 3423. | ChiefSec (chiefsec) | 67.10 | 96% | 2019-03-07 |
| 3424. | Get (get_out) | 67.10 | 96% | 2018-12-03 |
| 3425. | WeirdChamp (momboom) | 67.09 | 95% | 2018-11-25 |
| 3426. | mooth (sooruva) | 67.09 | 97% | 2020-08-16 |
| 3427. | OWAS (owais_typist) | 67.08 | 96% | 2021-08-05 |
| 3428. | Jyotirmoy (jyotirmoy_halder) | 67.07 | 95% | 2019-09-17 |
| 3429. | Noam (noamvb) | 67.06 | 95% | 2020-01-14 |
| 3430. | Xavier (xavierchen515) | 67.05 | 97% | 2019-04-10 |
| 3431. | Alfred (nguyenmanhcuong2905... | 67.05 | 97% | 2020-03-25 |
| 3432. | Slow (greenthunderstorm) | 67.05 | 95% | 2020-02-23 |
| 3433. | Jack (chequemeout) | 67.04 | 98% | 2020-05-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,224 | 81.41 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 59.44 | August 12, 2021 |
| Instant Death Mode | 3 | 107.60 | March 27, 2020 |
| Long Texts | 1 | 91.73 | July 11, 2017 |