Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2856. | irebire (irebire) | 78.06 | 98% | 2019-01-21 |
| 2857. | Cosmic (cosmicuser) | 78.06 | 96% | 2020-11-02 |
| 2858. | Gabe (cybersaur) | 78.05 | 97% | 2018-01-13 |
| 2859. | Kyle (badadc) | 78.05 | 96% | 2019-03-08 |
| 2860. | murdr (murdrkeys) | 78.04 | 95% | 2020-06-22 |
| 2861. | Pu55 (pusseater) | 78.03 | 96% | 2019-03-20 |
| 2862. | Marc (ratshepard) | 78.02 | 96% | 2020-12-11 |
| 2863. | Wuooof (wuooof) | 78.02 | 97% | 2020-09-28 |
| 2864. | catpuplover (catpuplover) | 78.02 | 99% | 2018-07-06 |
| 2865. | justinhylee (justinhylee) | 78.01 | 94% | 2018-10-24 |
| 2866. | ghuid (stefano27) | 77.99 | 97% | 2020-11-10 |
| 2867. | Missy (lovelydy) | 77.99 | 98% | 2020-05-13 |
| 2868. | Plommon (plommon) | 77.99 | 95% | 2018-10-21 |
| 2869. | Ahmad (injecto) | 77.97 | 96% | 2017-11-23 |
| 2870. | Pop (popcansoda) | 77.96 | 98% | 2019-03-18 |
| 2871. | herny (helluherny) | 77.95 | 95% | 2019-04-16 |
| 2872. | Jeezy (flllipfog) | 77.94 | 97% | 2019-08-24 |
| 2873. | Vab (vaheebee) | 77.94 | 96% | 2020-11-26 |
| 2874. | hoangnam75 (hoagnnam75) | 77.94 | 97% | 2020-09-05 |
| 2875. | c3l35t3 (sufyandaredevil) | 77.94 | 96% | 2017-12-25 |
| 2876. | As-mar (burnflare) | 77.93 | 97% | 2020-09-18 |
| 2877. | Sebastian (sebtsch) | 77.92 | 99% | 2017-12-27 |
| 2878. | Carla (carlatgenardy) | 77.91 | 96% | 2019-09-23 |
| 2879. | Tristan (tris_tan) | 77.90 | 98% | 2020-12-02 |
| 2880. | Yoda (booya51) | 77.89 | 98% | 2020-10-06 |
| 2881. | Ibrahim (platon) | 77.88 | 96% | 2020-09-21 |
| 2882. | sir abelot (lololong) | 77.88 | 95% | 2019-02-07 |
| 2883. | purpleraccoon (purpleraccoon) | 77.87 | 98% | 2018-05-31 |
| 2884. | RRKS (rrks43) | 77.87 | 98% | 2019-03-10 |
| 2885. | HotDogRacer69 (eager69) | 77.87 | 98% | 2018-04-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |