I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8085. | 🤝🤝 (joejiunn) | 95.53 | 99% | 2022-01-07 |
| 8086. | Paul (wildwhitenacho) | 95.53 | 100% | 2018-08-29 |
| 8087. | FedEx Truck (yena_) | 95.53 | 98% | 2023-01-28 |
| 8088. | 👺 (confiscar) | 95.53 | 97.3% | 2023-12-14 |
| 8089. | dirty_qwerty (soapfish) | 95.53 | 100% | 2022-07-07 |
| 8090. | Isaac (ike02man) | 95.53 | 99% | 2024-02-27 |
| 8091. | Nathan (napperino) | 95.53 | 97% | 2017-08-19 |
| 8092. | Pochiii (pochiii) | 95.52 | 98.8% | 2023-07-16 |
| 8093. | [Gbeggeno] (gbeggeno) | 95.52 | 99% | 2018-12-21 |
| 8094. | GlassAnxiety (glassanxiety) | 95.52 | 99% | 2022-08-04 |
| 8095. | Adocys (adocys) | 95.52 | 95.1% | 2024-10-25 |
| 8096. | Evan (evanpugs44) | 95.52 | 96.7% | 2023-11-13 |
| 8097. | Hersh (hbhargava) | 95.52 | 90% | 2017-02-20 |
| 8098. | Charles (bigboyrick) | 95.51 | 98.2% | 2024-04-23 |
| 8099. | Jacobo (inztincz) | 95.51 | 97% | 2021-11-29 |
| 8100. | nwiluex (nwiluex) | 95.51 | 99% | 2022-02-03 |
| 8101. | Joel (phitsuh) | 95.50 | 99% | 2020-07-01 |
| 8102. | Mark Stanley (marklibid) | 95.50 | 96% | 2019-01-09 |
| 8103. | Vab (vaheebee) | 95.50 | 96.7% | 2023-12-20 |
| 8104. | Andres (atv2307) | 95.50 | 97% | 2023-01-26 |
| 8105. | Vit (denysvit) | 95.50 | 98% | 2022-04-16 |
| 8106. | Andrew (werdna521) | 95.49 | 99% | 2021-08-09 |
| 8107. | Ayy (ayylmao97) | 95.48 | 93% | 2017-02-20 |
| 8108. | E150D (1omar1) | 95.48 | 96% | 2025-12-10 |
| 8109. | Piplup (piplup_) | 95.48 | 95% | 2024-05-08 |
| 8110. | sebastian (alva_tipe) | 95.48 | 97.7% | 2024-11-14 |
| 8111. | Hemo (zanybuttlicker69) | 95.48 | 97.8% | 2023-06-14 |
| 8112. | randy (lordocoo) | 95.47 | 98% | 2017-08-08 |
| 8113. | Johnny (lichtst4ria) | 95.47 | 97% | 2021-03-16 |
| 8114. | Kevin (dorkman2) | 95.47 | 96.2% | 2024-12-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |