So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 22580. | Anas Afinaz Aidil (anasisti... | 64.33 | 98% | 2022-05-15 |
| 22581. | Hanif (fivess) | 64.33 | 94% | 2020-10-13 |
| 22582. | Jakis (polishboy12221) | 64.33 | 97% | 2021-09-20 |
| 22583. | Eduardo (xgoivo) | 64.33 | 97% | 2021-06-18 |
| 22584. | Austin (quanglamtran346) | 64.33 | 96% | 2021-06-16 |
| 22585. | ahmet (ahmetyilmaz2002) | 64.33 | 95% | 2021-01-13 |
| 22586. | Nissan (ni554n) | 64.32 | 99% | 2020-10-29 |
| 22587. | asher (zrue) | 64.32 | 96.3% | 2023-10-22 |
| 22588. | Marcin (vaster_then_you) | 64.32 | 97% | 2020-03-04 |
| 22589. | 재혁 (97_hyuk) | 64.32 | 96% | 2018-12-02 |
| 22590. | Lluis (lluisteixido) | 64.32 | 95% | 2015-05-28 |
| 22591. | sig (fricative) | 64.32 | 91% | 2018-10-27 |
| 22592. | Korn (korn01) | 64.31 | 97% | 2022-05-31 |
| 22593. | Timur (aalystama) | 64.31 | 96% | 2022-08-03 |
| 22594. | Sandee[ (sand1482) | 64.31 | 99% | 2022-02-10 |
| 22595. | Pavel Kotsev (pkotsev) | 64.31 | 96% | 2021-09-27 |
| 22596. | Dard (vaderking) | 64.30 | 96% | 2020-11-12 |
| 22597. | Hayden (1001101) | 64.30 | 98% | 2021-04-16 |
| 22598. | Brooklyn (brooklyn9d5) | 64.30 | 94% | 2016-01-12 |
| 22599. | ObiWanKeyboardobi (obiwanke... | 64.30 | 96% | 2021-01-12 |
| 22600. | Albert (callmeal) | 64.30 | 96% | 2021-03-10 |
| 22601. | Hitomi (hitomi1995) | 64.30 | 96% | 2012-10-23 |
| 22602. | ╬♥♦♣♠╬ (ngocvuong) | 64.30 | 95% | 2014-03-22 |
| 22603. | Vanessa (vanessahjp) | 64.29 | 96.9% | 2023-09-14 |
| 22604. | Nick (bongo_mess) | 64.29 | 95% | 2023-07-26 |
| 22605. | marvolo (happyraul) | 64.29 | 93% | 2016-11-30 |
| 22606. | Speed (speedking01) | 64.29 | 99% | 2017-07-04 |
| 22607. | Slower than you (hspislife) | 64.29 | 97% | 2022-01-26 |
| 22608. | Leo (leo1123) | 64.29 | — | 2010-12-16 |
| 22609. | Harshith (ghvsama_123) | 64.28 | 96% | 2022-11-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |