So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5812. | bombstrap. (bombstrap) | 96.34 | 98% | 2019-09-19 |
| 5813. | Lol (fatsug) | 96.34 | 93% | 2014-05-11 |
| 5814. | hoang viet (waniku) | 96.33 | 98% | 2014-12-09 |
| 5815. | fen (fen10) | 96.33 | 97% | 2021-10-20 |
| 5816. | CHIEN (chient) | 96.33 | 98% | 2022-05-05 |
| 5817. | Vera (veong) | 96.32 | 97% | 2019-11-25 |
| 5818. | simon (simon1419) | 96.32 | 93% | 2012-01-26 |
| 5819. | g (georgetianke) | 96.32 | 99% | 2020-05-17 |
| 5820. | piconeeks (piconeeks) | 96.30 | 98% | 2021-12-03 |
| 5821. | . (athazagoraphobia) | 96.30 | 97% | 2019-03-07 |
| 5822. | Fabrosi (fabrosi) | 96.29 | 99% | 2022-02-23 |
| 5823. | olii (edz0r) | 96.29 | 96% | 2014-10-08 |
| 5824. | FrostyYerin (frostyyerin) | 96.28 | 98% | 2023-03-28 |
| 5825. | Peron (horsenot) | 96.28 | 96% | 2019-12-04 |
| 5826. | I (willsvikki) | 96.28 | — | 2011-02-09 |
| 5827. | Dave (ousooner) | 96.28 | — | 2008-12-12 |
| 5828. | Ed (eoyama) | 96.27 | 97% | 2022-07-30 |
| 5829. | Candlelight (candlelight8) | 96.27 | 97.7% | 2023-07-10 |
| 5830. | Sophia (sophiasharif) | 96.27 | 98% | 2023-06-21 |
| 5831. | Robert (vacker) | 96.27 | 96% | 2019-05-27 |
| 5832. | MrChu (mrchu) | 96.26 | 97% | 2012-06-13 |
| 5833. | Jonathan (jgilchrist) | 96.26 | 94% | 2016-03-08 |
| 5834. | Ankur (ankurdave) | 96.26 | 98% | 2012-12-09 |
| 5835. | Stephen (brenns10) | 96.26 | 97% | 2014-09-19 |
| 5836. | Adam (thespot84) | 96.26 | — | 2010-04-05 |
| 5837. | journeyed (journeyed) | 96.26 | — | 2010-08-13 |
| 5838. | David (davidgreniercolemak) | 96.26 | 99% | 2015-06-24 |
| 5839. | Crestudo (kirethetyper) | 96.25 | 99% | 2022-01-22 |
| 5840. | Home Alone 2 (homealone2) | 96.25 | — | 2010-05-20 |
| 5841. | Ai Sing (aixin) | 96.25 | 92% | 2016-11-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |