So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10551. | Turtle (kameiphilip) | 84.41 | 93% | 2016-10-12 |
| 10552. | Blue Alps, baby! (model_m_k... | 84.40 | 98% | 2022-03-31 |
| 10553. | Lazar (lb115) | 84.40 | 95% | 2016-09-26 |
| 10554. | Charleston (charlestongrays) | 84.40 | 95% | 2020-09-17 |
| 10555. | Miguel (gheed22) | 84.39 | 97% | 2021-03-05 |
| 10556. | Random (randomhumanlmao) | 84.39 | 96% | 2021-07-20 |
| 10557. | Philip (tokenpiece) | 84.39 | 98% | 2020-12-06 |
| 10558. | Jan (kenaj) | 84.39 | 95% | 2020-03-18 |
| 10559. | Richard Dang (du_ma_con_cac) | 84.38 | 97% | 2022-05-05 |
| 10560. | Abn0rmalzzz (abn0rmalzzz) | 84.38 | 96% | 2023-05-06 |
| 10561. | Victor (gislaa) | 84.38 | 96% | 2021-03-12 |
| 10562. | Master (nasty121) | 84.38 | 95% | 2013-01-05 |
| 10563. | 🤠👌🏿 (blackclaw) | 84.37 | 95% | 2020-05-24 |
| 10564. | SFJ (sergioferrazjr) | 84.37 | 99% | 2017-07-24 |
| 10565. | son (son2005) | 84.37 | 98% | 2012-10-08 |
| 10566. | HamP (hamzaabamboo) | 84.37 | 94% | 2017-04-05 |
| 10567. | Robert (robnekaj) | 84.36 | 96.3% | 2023-05-17 |
| 10568. | J (yeonoson) | 84.36 | — | 2010-04-05 |
| 10569. | Vinny (v3nn) | 84.36 | 97% | 2015-03-23 |
| 10570. | Nate (noob4life) | 84.36 | — | 2010-11-22 |
| 10571. | Chelsea (chelsea) | 84.36 | — | 2008-08-14 |
| 10572. | Lord (lordaizen707) | 84.35 | 100% | 2020-09-23 |
| 10573. | Katherine (zoogalor) | 84.35 | 96% | 2023-05-16 |
| 10574. | Jackie (cheerfulmusical) | 84.35 | 99% | 2018-03-14 |
| 10575. | Mohammad (mohammedamarnah) | 84.34 | 97% | 2018-09-14 |
| 10576. | Melisa (colorsunimaginable) | 84.34 | 99% | 2018-11-06 |
| 10577. | Cruci999 (dumb_nigerian) | 84.34 | 98.5% | 2023-07-31 |
| 10578. | Jan (jasior0000) | 84.34 | 97% | 2023-01-19 |
| 10579. | ケニー (schnitzelbr0t) | 84.34 | 99% | 2022-02-20 |
| 10580. | Paras (eifeltower) | 84.34 | 95% | 2016-04-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |