The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8529. | Derrek (bigdinthemornin) | 91.87 | 98% | 2012-03-22 |
| 8530. | gismet_majidov (gismet) | 91.86 | 98% | 2025-08-12 |
| 8531. | Dan (danisflying) | 91.86 | 98% | 2025-05-19 |
| 8532. | Seymour Weiners (troberuc) | 91.86 | 97.9% | 2025-02-06 |
| 8533. | Tyape (tyape_69) | 91.86 | 98% | 2024-06-11 |
| 8534. | Vbee (vb33) | 91.86 | 98% | 2022-12-17 |
| 8535. | Theroarx (theroarx) | 91.86 | 98% | 2022-11-02 |
| 8536. | Bassist (bassist23) | 91.86 | 95% | 2014-07-24 |
| 8537. | ddd (ryrz) | 91.85 | 98% | 2026-02-02 |
| 8538. | James (13jbrooks) | 91.85 | 97% | 2020-03-04 |
| 8539. | Maynard (mjk1964) | 91.85 | 94% | 2012-09-29 |
| 8540. | Cono (cono) | 91.85 | — | 2011-01-16 |
| 8541. | Havn (havn) | 91.84 | 97% | 2025-05-10 |
| 8542. | M (xscary) | 91.84 | 98% | 2019-03-22 |
| 8543. | V (belcanto) | 91.84 | 97% | 2013-02-10 |
| 8544. | non (ravxn) | 91.84 | 96% | 2017-10-21 |
| 8545. | William Johnson (loserwoodn... | 91.83 | 99% | 2024-03-04 |
| 8546. | Eu Ching (uztra_) | 91.83 | 97% | 2022-05-11 |
| 8547. | (psyhackological) | 91.83 | 97% | 2020-06-17 |
| 8548. | Martin (martin333) | 91.83 | 92% | 2013-02-05 |
| 8549. | johnballs (johnballs) | 91.82 | 98% | 2023-04-04 |
| 8550. | Art (artkhl) | 91.81 | 98.7% | 2024-07-22 |
| 8551. | Ammar (khan112233) | 91.81 | 96% | 2026-04-10 |
| 8552. | Arjan (cnossboss) | 91.81 | 98% | 2021-04-09 |
| 8553. | Llama (llamalpaca) | 91.81 | 97% | 2018-05-01 |
| 8554. | :) (jjz03) | 91.81 | 97% | 2018-09-27 |
| 8555. | fratelecarol (fratelecarol) | 91.80 | 98.3% | 2024-01-29 |
| 8556. | mechacafe (mechacafe) | 91.80 | 99% | 2025-02-02 |
| 8557. | Ryan (centricss) | 91.80 | 95.5% | 2024-01-22 |
| 8558. | ♞-✩ṕẢrtiDả-♞ (J... | 91.80 | 98% | 2014-09-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |