So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 31263. | Abdulrahman (abdo59) | 50.47 | 96% | 2021-07-31 |
| 31264. | Hardeep (spnain) | 50.46 | 96% | 2022-10-24 |
| 31265. | Bob (popegraham) | 50.46 | 90% | 2014-04-07 |
| 31266. | MrLolu (mrlolux) | 50.46 | 96% | 2021-10-13 |
| 31267. | Dre (dre11) | 50.46 | 94% | 2023-01-05 |
| 31268. | franco (franco) | 50.46 | — | 2008-09-13 |
| 31269. | Sophie (fluffyjade) | 50.45 | 95% | 2021-05-20 |
| 31270. | Crypt1k (crypt1k) | 50.45 | 98% | 2022-07-02 |
| 31271. | It's me! (tuppence) | 50.45 | 92% | 2015-04-05 |
| 31272. | kunchhok (kunpay) | 50.45 | 95% | 2016-09-30 |
| 31273. | Tobias (tobbemias) | 50.45 | 84% | 2014-08-09 |
| 31274. | thapakazi (ceasors) | 50.45 | 89% | 2013-08-13 |
| 31275. | Melissa (bassoonenough) | 50.45 | 97% | 2014-10-27 |
| 31276. | Aaron (jacob2dev) | 50.44 | 95% | 2023-05-16 |
| 31277. | Dhruv (lord_benjamin) | 50.44 | 94% | 2023-04-02 |
| 31278. | Ninagawa (savioursage) | 50.44 | 93% | 2013-02-26 |
| 31279. | Mitch (mrm1120) | 50.43 | 84% | 2016-04-15 |
| 31280. | Lkhagva (eyemgdi) | 50.43 | 93% | 2015-09-14 |
| 31281. | Sanjarbek (uzproger) | 50.43 | 98% | 2019-02-15 |
| 31282. | Aditya (alex_ander007) | 50.43 | 93% | 2015-07-23 |
| 31283. | tamer (tamer) | 50.43 | — | 2009-03-22 |
| 31284. | Manish (manish_joshi) | 50.43 | 94% | 2019-01-27 |
| 31285. | Andreja (andreja) | 50.43 | — | 2009-10-29 |
| 31286. | Mr (hishamsayed) | 50.42 | 94% | 2019-04-26 |
| 31287. | EMENIKE (emenike) | 50.42 | 96% | 2019-06-18 |
| 31288. | roshan (rowri) | 50.42 | 97% | 2012-07-31 |
| 31289. | kìêL♠ (kiel10) | 50.42 | 81% | 2014-12-26 |
| 31290. | SpecialGuest (fingersofsteel) | 50.42 | 93% | 2013-02-18 |
| 31291. | Mustlyn (mustlyn) | 50.41 | 94% | 2023-07-11 |
| 31292. | aashr14 (aashr14) | 50.41 | 95% | 2023-07-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |