So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 20712. | dou (beahdou) | 67.22 | 94% | 2011-05-18 |
| 20713. | Ayvar (ayvar) | 67.21 | 96.8% | 2023-07-16 |
| 20714. | ventura (ventura127) | 67.21 | 96.2% | 2023-08-23 |
| 20715. | Nikil (nikil79) | 67.21 | 98% | 2022-04-06 |
| 20716. | Kapil (kapiltype) | 67.21 | 97% | 2022-11-09 |
| 20717. | Axel (axelthecurlyhead) | 67.21 | 96% | 2020-12-14 |
| 20718. | Pasindu (pasinducw) | 67.21 | 85% | 2016-03-25 |
| 20719. | HAIDER (india_) | 67.21 | 98% | 2022-11-08 |
| 20720. | Diddy (chriiisclm) | 67.21 | 96% | 2021-02-11 |
| 20721. | Michael (pernobo) | 67.21 | 96% | 2015-09-18 |
| 20722. | lapras (lapras) | 67.21 | 94% | 2016-02-25 |
| 20723. | zsolt (zsolesz) | 67.21 | — | 2010-01-24 |
| 20724. | Lucas (akz92) | 67.21 | 92% | 2016-11-12 |
| 20725. | S (technicalguy) | 67.21 | 94% | 2011-06-16 |
| 20726. | Matej (matejh) | 67.21 | 97% | 2016-08-05 |
| 20727. | All top 4 are fuking cheate... | 67.21 | 96% | 2012-03-13 |
| 20728. | road_to_80wpm (xy_z) | 67.20 | 98% | 2023-06-13 |
| 20729. | uxie (uxkabo) | 67.20 | 96% | 2018-03-29 |
| 20730. | Onni (onni) | 67.20 | 94% | 2016-09-14 |
| 20731. | Raaed (raaed_23) | 67.20 | 93% | 2015-12-30 |
| 20732. | lunarised (lunarised) | 67.19 | 97% | 2020-09-08 |
| 20733. | Marina (trouble_clef) | 67.19 | 97% | 2021-01-13 |
| 20734. | ok (banadagril) | 67.19 | 96% | 2023-03-29 |
| 20735. | Amanda (tnprincess@bellsout... | 67.19 | — | 2009-05-18 |
| 20736. | Kejriwal (rustam) | 67.19 | 95% | 2014-09-13 |
| 20737. | Anish (mrznanes) | 67.19 | 93% | 2017-01-10 |
| 20738. | Bud (budmc29) | 67.19 | 95% | 2016-12-22 |
| 20739. | Dekaj (d_kaj) | 67.18 | 95% | 2021-03-13 |
| 20740. | Blue (bluestew) | 67.18 | 96% | 2019-04-09 |
| 20741. | Sam (wooglepie) | 67.18 | — | 2011-03-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |