I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13515. | Drewski (drdrewski) | 79.90 | 95.7% | 2023-12-08 |
| 13516. | Ajax (abaddon431) | 79.90 | 96% | 2021-04-06 |
| 13517. | Max (sapieninja) | 79.90 | 95% | 2022-12-05 |
| 13518. | JuggleBoy (oceanfire4) | 79.90 | 95% | 2019-05-15 |
| 13519. | yebbydebby (y3bkwak) | 79.89 | 98% | 2022-06-03 |
| 13520. | SIVAPRASAD (sp_maharana) | 79.88 | 99% | 2023-07-04 |
| 13521. | dohc vtec (gsrdelsol) | 79.88 | 97% | 2019-08-31 |
| 13522. | hypeiron (hypeiron) | 79.88 | 99% | 2022-05-04 |
| 13523. | Hoang Anh (awkwardhoanh) | 79.88 | 98.8% | 2023-10-04 |
| 13524. | Mitu (lionel_messi_10) | 79.88 | 98% | 2019-10-29 |
| 13525. | Tyler (calmtiger) | 79.88 | 98% | 2018-10-01 |
| 13526. | Jake (shadow5253) | 79.87 | 96.2% | 2024-01-19 |
| 13527. | Chloe (chloeangel2610) | 79.87 | 97% | 2021-12-22 |
| 13528. | Joshua (rjmaligaya) | 79.87 | 99% | 2021-06-15 |
| 13529. | CodeTalker (insanityswake) | 79.87 | 97% | 2018-05-22 |
| 13530. | arif (arif_islam) | 79.87 | 96% | 2019-07-31 |
| 13531. | oki (ok6og) | 79.85 | 98% | 2023-01-20 |
| 13532. | Utshab (utshab_niraula) | 79.85 | 96% | 2023-05-05 |
| 13533. | Hayden (bbboi17) | 79.85 | 98% | 2021-05-13 |
| 13534. | T^T (asylumchess) | 79.85 | 97% | 2018-04-15 |
| 13535. | Glenn (glenn101107) | 79.84 | 98% | 2021-05-05 |
| 13536. | Mark (mkashani17) | 79.84 | 88% | 2017-02-01 |
| 13537. | Bern (berntheseal) | 79.84 | 95.4% | 2025-05-27 |
| 13538. | Randy (randyli) | 79.84 | 98% | 2022-10-09 |
| 13539. | 🐌 (adas291) | 79.84 | 98% | 2019-05-01 |
| 13540. | Sparik (sparik) | 79.84 | 95% | 2017-12-14 |
| 13541. | Topre Is Life (kappapotamus) | 79.84 | 98% | 2017-08-23 |
| 13542. | Gnomkillah (gnomkillah) | 79.83 | 97% | 2023-02-05 |
| 13543. | jihizzle (jihizzle) | 79.83 | 99% | 2018-03-28 |
| 13544. | Shagnik (shagnik) | 79.83 | 98% | 2019-04-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |