As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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14890. | Chin (chinnoname) | 72.64 | 92% | 2016-11-17 |
14891. | Jack (vexxor) | 72.64 | 97% | 2022-09-21 |
14892. | deepak (deepakprasad) | 72.64 | 96% | 2016-04-26 |
14893. | Luka (sercasm) | 72.64 | 89% | 2016-01-11 |
14894. | Nick (nick1347) | 72.63 | 96% | 2020-05-15 |
14895. | Ryan (ryan2723) | 72.63 | 97% | 2022-03-16 |
14896. | Nick (nicknewmz) | 72.63 | 97% | 2021-06-24 |
14897. | aislan (aislan) | 72.63 | 96% | 2015-11-16 |
14898. | Parth (thakkarparth007) | 72.62 | 92% | 2016-03-23 |
14899. | bigman (xdbigman) | 72.62 | 96% | 2022-01-20 |
14900. | Qizot (qizot) | 72.62 | 97% | 2019-12-21 |
14901. | Brandon (albinorhinoz) | 72.62 | 92% | 2016-01-09 |
14902. | Fabio (geomgaegphoenix) | 72.62 | 94% | 2015-04-15 |
14903. | why not? (attacksquid) | 72.61 | 97% | 2023-10-23 |
14904. | Kasey (kasegaff) | 72.61 | 98% | 2018-09-14 |
14905. | MoDX (trollcannon) | 72.61 | 96% | 2016-10-12 |
14906. | Amanda (xladyluna) | 72.60 | 89% | 2016-02-25 |
14907. | Utshab (utshab_niraula) | 72.60 | 96% | 2023-02-08 |
14908. | Maja (kussimurra) | 72.59 | 93% | 2015-12-11 |
14909. | McKee (mckee) | 72.59 | 89% | 2015-10-31 |
14910. | Uros (uroskrunic) | 72.59 | 93% | 2015-04-22 |
14911. | İsmail (hezarfen_13) | 72.58 | 97% | 2023-02-20 |
14912. | Andy (andien911pro) | 72.58 | 97% | 2020-12-28 |
14913. | pouya (pooyamz) | 72.58 | 98% | 2022-10-21 |
14914. | uwu (mr_mint) | 72.58 | 94% | 2022-08-11 |
14915. | Nathan (nathanwithnums) | 72.58 | 97% | 2021-01-27 |
14916. | Richard (sthawkward) | 72.58 | 98% | 2016-06-09 |
14917. | Eskimo (eskiiimo) | 72.58 | 96% | 2018-10-21 |
14918. | beyondhuman (_undeniable) | 72.57 | 96.4% | 2025-02-11 |
14919. | Richard (mallardman) | 72.57 | 95% | 2019-07-01 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |