All I have to do is divine from what I know of you: are you the sort of man who would put the poison into his own goblet or his enemy's? Now, a clever man would put the poison into his own goblet, because he would know that only a great fool would reach for what he was given. I am not a great fool, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you. But you must have known I was not a great fool, you would have counted on it, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me.
—from The Princess Bride, a movie by Rob Reiner
Active since June 26, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1504. | (normstorm) | 119.26 | 99% | 2019-01-18 |
| 1505. | (lofidesired) | 119.22 | 97% | 2025-01-21 |
| 1506. | (unmadeused) | 119.22 | 99% | 2022-09-19 |
| 1507. | (husixu1) | 119.20 | 99.2% | 2023-08-17 |
| 1508. | (7ur7l3) | 119.20 | 100% | 2018-04-22 |
| 1509. | (darthbetterthanyou) | 119.18 | 99% | 2021-05-03 |
| 1510. | not a nonquit anymore :( (n... | 119.17 | 98% | 2022-10-29 |
| 1511. | (learning_qwerty) | 119.17 | 97% | 2019-08-07 |
| 1512. | Please use an appropriate n... | 119.16 | 97.7% | 2024-05-23 |
| 1513. | (crunchymelon) | 119.16 | 99% | 2020-06-07 |
| 1514. | (tl8xv) | 119.14 | 99% | 2023-01-13 |
| 1515. | Inactiv (inactivak) | 119.13 | 98% | 2025-07-18 |
| 1516. | (jyhuaitsu) | 119.13 | 100% | 2024-10-24 |
| 1517. | (ficxjo) | 119.13 | 98% | 2020-08-12 |
| 1518. | (vanillamonkey44) | 119.12 | 98% | 2020-05-22 |
| 1519. | No Way (shefakala) | 119.12 | 97% | 2018-12-30 |
| 1520. | (utoos) | 119.11 | 99% | 2026-01-07 |
| 1521. | Arouthiunoff (arouthiunoff) | 119.11 | 97.8% | 2023-11-25 |
| 1522. | (jahji) | 119.11 | 98% | 2025-06-09 |
| 1523. | (thesilliest) | 119.07 | 98% | 2021-04-28 |
| 1524. | ! (quickk123) | 119.06 | 97% | 2023-04-08 |
| 1525. | (dahsolekim) | 119.06 | 98% | 2020-03-23 |
| 1526. | (ninjrax) | 119.05 | 97% | 2024-02-05 |
| 1527. | (math_maniac) | 119.05 | 97% | 2023-06-21 |
| 1528. | (znake) | 119.03 | 98% | 2018-07-27 |
| 1529. | (dr_cube) | 119.02 | 97.9% | 2025-05-28 |
| 1530. | (falcon467) | 119.02 | 98% | 2020-11-24 |
| 1531. | Ahmed (amalhameli) | 118.98 | 97% | 2025-11-17 |
| 1532. | (peanutpocket) | 118.98 | 98% | 2021-03-06 |
| 1533. | Malaysian Man (xxmlgsniperxx) | 118.97 | 97.7% | 2024-09-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 32,037 | 91.21 | June 26, 2017 |
| Long Texts | 84 | 84.72 | May 16, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 24 | 101.71 | October 29, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 1 | 70.28 | February 19, 2022 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |